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#8507

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Feb. 18, 2020, 3:16 p.m.

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Carlos: Now, I mean, he also told me that this, like, Muslim princess crime lord's daughter was his girlfriend so take this with a grain of salt-

For context we were in AP World and were talking about imperialism in the Philippines and Carlos was talking about what a Filipino kid he knew had told him

world, carlos

#8533

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Feb. 28, 2020, 1:22 a.m.

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Sloe: What's the circle? Class: Female. Sloe: Right! Because girls are round.

#8557

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March 10, 2020, 4:09 p.m.

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// At Quizbowl Practice Schafer: Well, clearly they spoke a different dialect of English. If you told them "Ok boomer" they'd be like "lskejr;flka? What is 'ok'?"

#8578

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April 7, 2020, 11:44 a.m.

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Rose: A 45 minute test should be about 80 points. It's a rule I decided 15 years ago.

#8695

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Oct. 27, 2020, 10:24 a.m.

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Rose: Pros and cons of the quiz. You have to know 30 theorems, so that sucks. But on the pro side, you only have to know 30 theorems!

#9427

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Nov. 23, 2021, 8:12 p.m.

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Rose: Stop being annoying! That's a blanket rule, for all of you, for the rest of the year.

#9635

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Dec. 16, 2021, 12:41 p.m.

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Schafer: So, if Mr. Clay's kids throw Play-Doh at each other, it would be Clay's Clays throwing clay at Clays.

#3638

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Oct. 4, 2011, 7:41 p.m.

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//Donaldson tries to explain how stars form. //Rose is sitting in the back of the class, on the computer Donaldson: So there is a big ball of gas in space. And some of it is clumped together in a massive, gravitationally strong clump. Let's call it Bob. Now other smaller, modest, wimpy concentrations will form that will be sucked up by Bob, only making him stronger. Let's call these wimpy clumps Will.

#4441

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Feb. 15, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

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//Rose is passing out the sheets you sign up for SRP-observing on. Rose: So, uhm.  This one is about....Home Office Stress toys.  The next one is about...Uh, Don't stick your tongue in sockets.  Then...Robots...Talking.  Yeah.  This one...Mosquito humping.  And this..is about drinking too much vodka.  Uhhh....this....Hmm.  Robot Doctors...Alright.  This one...is..just finding oil.  Hm.  Magma...Volcanos.  And this one...this is Vodka again...yeah...I'm done with this

What on earth DO any of those mean?

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#8690

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Oct. 25, 2020, 5:12 p.m.

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//playing cards against humanity Sam: It’s between “communism” and “white privilege” Carlos: It’s the 2020 election!