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Feb. 28, 2020, 1:22 a.m.

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Sloe: What's the circle? Class: Female. Sloe: Right! Because girls are round.

#8557

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March 10, 2020, 4:09 p.m.

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// At Quizbowl Practice Schafer: Well, clearly they spoke a different dialect of English. If you told them "Ok boomer" they'd be like "lskejr;flka? What is 'ok'?"

#8578

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April 7, 2020, 11:44 a.m.

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Rose: A 45 minute test should be about 80 points. It's a rule I decided 15 years ago.

#8695

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Oct. 27, 2020, 10:24 a.m.

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Rose: Pros and cons of the quiz. You have to know 30 theorems, so that sucks. But on the pro side, you only have to know 30 theorems!

#9635

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Dec. 16, 2021, 12:41 p.m.

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Schafer: So, if Mr. Clay's kids throw Play-Doh at each other, it would be Clay's Clays throwing clay at Clays.

#3638

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Oct. 4, 2011, 7:41 p.m.

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//Donaldson tries to explain how stars form. //Rose is sitting in the back of the class, on the computer Donaldson: So there is a big ball of gas in space. And some of it is clumped together in a massive, gravitationally strong clump. Let's call it Bob. Now other smaller, modest, wimpy concentrations will form that will be sucked up by Bob, only making him stronger. Let's call these wimpy clumps Will.

#4441

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Feb. 15, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

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//Rose is passing out the sheets you sign up for SRP-observing on. Rose: So, uhm.  This one is about....Home Office Stress toys.  The next one is about...Uh, Don't stick your tongue in sockets.  Then...Robots...Talking.  Yeah.  This one...Mosquito humping.  And this..is about drinking too much vodka.  Uhhh....this....Hmm.  Robot Doctors...Alright.  This one...is..just finding oil.  Hm.  Magma...Volcanos.  And this one...this is Vodka again...yeah...I'm done with this

#8690

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Oct. 25, 2020, 5:12 p.m.

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//playing cards against humanity Sam: It’s between “communism” and “white privilege” Carlos: It’s the 2020 election!

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June 7, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//AP NSL, talking about a plan to get rid of snakehead fish by dumping a bunch of salt in the Chesapeake Bay watershed Grossman: Now, who do you guys think might be opposed to this plan? Eva: People with common sense?

#7311

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March 9, 2018, 12:25 p.m.

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Pham: 4 minus 2 is 2, right? What do you call that? Quick maths?