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Sept. 17, 2020, 1:30 p.m.

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//polistat Mr Stein: I heard an idea from Bracklinn... I was gonna call it crazy, but I guess I'll say innovative.

#9098

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April 14, 2021, 12:43 p.m.

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Rose: You love your weasels so much, so you've given them really cute names Rose: Like weasel 1, weasel 2, weasel 3

#9263

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Nov. 3, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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Rose: I sold my children

#9576

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Dec. 9, 2021, 5:07 p.m.

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Lodal: if I ever have to bludgeon someone to death, I imagine it'd be with a stale baguette

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Feb. 9, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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// after f=ma Lodal: I noticed that a lot of you took f=ma today Lodal: I get that from the fact that most of you are yellow Everyone: *gasps*

#662

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:02 a.m.

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Schafer: My house was too cold last night because I didn't turn on the heat. Jacob: Your personal philosophy is to put on a sweater. That's what you tell your roommate. Schafer: Damn skippy! Until the first frost, I don't need heat. Shirley: My philosophy is to take off clothes if you're hot. Mikey: But there are only so many clothes you can take off. Schafer: Michael, while you are correct in your assessment, you have left an image in my mind that I don't want to see. I may not sleep for days.

#6321

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March 20, 2017, 11:58 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: What's the first thing you touch in the morning? Robert: Mysel- Mr. Pham: The air! What were you going to say, your wife?

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Feb. 14, 2019, 12:09 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: So last class Daniel Zhu explained this proof to me, which turns out to be really easy, but I didn't quite get it because I'm smallbrain.

#4207

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Sept. 20, 2012, 7:42 p.m.

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//Talking in Mathphys Schafer: Yeah, so, this weekend I was out shopping to get model rockets for my nephew. I kind of add 3-5 years forward to whatever age he is, so I was thinking....he's 7, that's basically like 11, better get some rockets. Students: Whoa, what? Schafer: C'mon, everyone needs to have one questionable uncle like that. No one else fits the job better.

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April 6, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Class before a lab in freshman magnet chemistry Lodal: Don't forget to do the prelab writeup. Sally: What if hypothetically someone lost their journal? Lodal: Then hypothetically they would have to buy a new one. Sally: What if hypothetically they couldn't get one by tomorrow? Lodal: Then steal one. Sally: What if hypothetically they have morals? Lodal: Then steal one from Katheryn.