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#2464

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Nov. 3, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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//Mitchell has dressed as Mr. Rose; the resemblance is striking Rose (talking to Ostrander): I totally got a gorilla suit for Halloween this year. Evan: So Mitchell dresses as Rose and Rose dresses as Mitchell? Weird. Rose: BURNNNNN

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May 9, 2011, 7:48 a.m.

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Yessi: AP Spanish is such a joke. You have the classroom full of Hispanic kids and the one token white kid. Evan: AP Latin is worse. You have the classroom full of dead kids and the one token living kid.

#8558

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March 11, 2020, 7:54 a.m.

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*Lillian walks in a couple of minutes late to biochem* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

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May 21, 2009, 3:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: I will be honest with you. Out of all the groups that have gone so far...YOU...are the worst.

Said to the Chem R & E group of Bryan Huang, Amaresh Sahu, Jessica Chen, and Charles Kong in the spring of 2006.

pham, chemistry

#870

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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//Kaluta discovers blairbash for the first time Kaluta: Wow, this is hilarious! //Students come over Student: Oh, blairbash! Kaluta: You guys get back to work while I goof off!

#1066

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Dec. 6, 2009, 12:39 p.m.

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//Ya drops her water bottle Ya: OH MY WATER BROKE! MY WATER BROKE!

#1416

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Jan. 28, 2010, 10:05 p.m.

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Pham: So what you do if you missing class for one day? Student: Call a friend? Pham: Right! But if you only have one friend, you miserable person. You need at least 20 friend or something. Only one friend make your life miserable. You see guy with four glasses and t-shirt with math formula on it, and you think that people laugh at you when you talking to him, but in couple year, you get down on one knee and that person is your wife or husband or something. Seriously, you think I make joke about this kind of thing?

#1718

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March 24, 2010, 9:39 p.m.

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//Jared asks a stupid question Rose: Jared you're way off. See you in math help for the rest of forever. Moving on.

#2215

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Sept. 28, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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//a bunch of kids are talking about how much they love Blairbash Schafer: Blairbash is BAD, stay AWAY from it.

#2885

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Feb. 8, 2011, 1:03 p.m.

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Student: We should be glad that chivalry is dead because it's based on chauvinism. Whitacre: So? Student: So it assumes that women are weak. Whitacre: And? Student: ... Whitacre: I'm waiting for you to make a point.