#3003

1315

Feb. 25, 2011, 7:28 p.m.

⚐ Report

// Discussing nomenclature of inorganic compounds. The packet contains dry labs which have around 100 problems each. Pham: OK I give you time to do dry lab number 3. Alex Bourzutschky (softly): But I did that already. // Pham looks down at the work Pham: Aww, you have no life. Guy... I mean girl, why you let this happen?

#3534

1315

Sept. 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

⚐ Report

// Stein walks into Functions Stein: My car smells like squid!

#3574

1315

Sept. 19, 2011, 11:01 a.m.

⚐ Report

//On talk like a pirate day Lizzy: ARRRGHH, RICHARD! Richard: I will plunder ye booty!

#3705

1315

Oct. 25, 2011, 7:34 p.m.

⚐ Report

Lodal: So I would describe myself as the beta-male type. I would do confrontations, but not, like, the face-to-face kind.

#4039

1315

March 15, 2012, 9:08 p.m.

⚐ Report

///During Clay Period 9 English Class reading Romeo and Juliet(the balcony scene) Mr. Clay: What three words did Juliet want to say to Romeo here? Calvin: Sine, cosine, tangent!!!!

#4068

1315

March 25, 2012, 7:39 p.m.

⚐ Report

//In world history Jeremy and Billings are in an argument Billings: I am going to go talk to your mom, Jeremy. Jeremy: OK, whatever Neel: Are you sure you want that Jeremy? Billings: I dont know her though. Charlie: Hang on, I can get you her number. //Everyone takes a minute to process that then bursts out laughing.

#5369

1315

Jan. 29, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

⚐ Report

//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.

#5432

1315

March 25, 2015, 7:16 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Excerpted and paraphrased due to memory lapses //Mr. Hammond walks into Quantum Schafer: I bet Mr. Hammond is coming in to force whomever hasn't signed up yet for PuzzlePalooza to sign up. Hammond: I am actually not going to do that. Schafer: Oh, well then, I'm sorry. Hammond: My feelings are hurt, Mr. Schafer. (continuing with class) Schafer: The atom is from the Greek "atomos"... Hammond: You got that from Donaldson. Schafer: No, I actually didn't. Hammond: Anything Greek is from Donaldson. Melinchok: I'm Greek! Hammond: Did you sign up for PuzzlePalooza yet? Melinchok: No, I didn't. I need to send the link to my friend. Hammond: You should just sign up without her. Melinchok: Ok, I'm signing up now. (fills in form on her phone) I'll put down my talents as "Greek" and (something else). Student: Isn't there a choice for "Other?" Hammond: There is. Mr. Schafer, did I tell you about the best Other I've seen so far? Schafer: No, what was it? Hammond: It was "the ability to lie and say that Justin Bieber is cool." (class laughs) Hammond: Hey, it isn't my fault that Mr. Ostrander has a man crush on Justin Bieber! ... Hammond: The first rule of Puzzle Lords is that there are no Puzzle Lords. Schafer: That is just wrong in so many ways. ... Hammond: (to Melinchok) do you follow the Puzzle Lords on Twitter? Melinchok: I unfollowed them because they kept on making annoying posts. Schafer: Did you just say you UNfollowed them? Is that even like a thing? That's like saying you unfriended someone, it just doesn't make sense. Hammond: And all of the annoying posts are by Mr. Stein! Melinchok: Oh, I unfollowed him too. (class laughs) Melinchok: Ok..I'll follow the Puzzle Lords, but... (brief pause) Schafer: You'd better be really careful with what you say next. Melinchok: But whenever I see an annoying post, I'll...scroll right past it and pretend that I never saw it! Hammond: ...Someone must be submitting this to Blairbash right now. ... Melinchok: What does it mean, the prizes are huge? Like are they literally huge, or what? Schafer: Well, there are many ways a prize could be huge. Like it could be really big, and you say, "Wow, that's huge." Or it could be about this big (holds his hands about 8 inches apart) but you look at it and you go, "Wow, that's a huge prize." Or its name could be huge, like Huge the Hamster. We haven't done that one yet though.

#5502

1315

May 27, 2015, 9:40 p.m.

⚐ Report

// Functions, the day after spring break, discussing the homework Rose: You guys probably all did this yesterday, so it should be fresh in your minds.

#5707

1315

Dec. 17, 2015, 2:09 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Latin one class, Caitlin has won a trophy in the most recent Certamen, but hasn’t turned it in Johnson: TURN IN THE TROPHY! I BET YOU HAVE IT SITTING ON THE MANTLE AND YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK NEXT TO IT WHILE YOU SAY HAPPILY “I’M A CHAMPION!” //Sebastien sneezes in the corner of the room Johnson: YOU’RE THE REASON EVERYONE IN THE CLASS IS SICK! IF YOU WOULD ONLY TURN IN THAT TROPHY! ANDREW’S SICK, SEBASTIEN’S SICK, SALOMATU’S SICK, EVERYONE’S SICK! HENRY’S GONNA GET SICK! BRITNEY’S SICK! BRITNEY, ARE YOU SICK??? Britney: I’m not sick. JOHNSON: THEN YOU’RE GONNA GET SICK! [continues to yell at Caitlin for the rest of class]