#7067

1010

Dec. 20, 2017, 7:57 a.m.

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//Talking about Silver Chips Whitacre: Don't read the paper. Its all fake news. Reynald: I only look at the pictures. Whitacre: They're fake pictures too.

#7108

1010

Jan. 12, 2018, 1:57 p.m.

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Kaluta: We have some non-newtonian fluid to play with if you'd like Mr. Street. Street: Nah, I'm probably gonna go crush the souls of some freshman.

#7129

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Jan. 18, 2018, 12:21 p.m.

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Anderson: When people die, they die heroically. *Puts hand over chest* I've been shot! Tell my family that I did this for them. *falls on ground* Anderson: But when animals die, it's not heroic at all. *Waves hands around* Oh shit I'm dying, help me!

#7137

1010

Jan. 21, 2018, 7:08 p.m.

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Shiv: When you wish you were 21 so you could drown your petty miseries in harmful substances... Shiv: So you have to resort to Diet Coke and Kirby music instead

#7284

1010

March 1, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes

#7354

1010

March 24, 2018, 3:22 p.m.

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//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.

#7435

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April 22, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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//Schwartz, at ARML, about what to put on dietary restrictions/additional concerns sections Schwartz: If a mosquito bites you, and it's itchy, that's great! I don't need to know that. I need to know if you die when you eat peanuts

#8396

1010

Nov. 21, 2019, 12:14 p.m.

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//ATiES Lodal: How do you survive without abuse constantly?

#8678

1010

Oct. 21, 2020, 2:04 p.m.

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// Requiring all the infinitely many solutions to a trigonometric equation Kirk: I'm a greedy, greedy math teacher. I want *all* of them. // Later, showing a difficult trigonometric equation Kirk: Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha. Kirk: I mean, Halloween is coming. I'm trying to be as scary as possible.

#8713

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Nov. 5, 2020, 1:38 p.m.

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// Talking about self-referential third-person (illeism) Blake: The only person I know who can get away with that is Elmo.