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#10244

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March 10, 2022, 4:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Think geometrically. You know what this looks like. //sketches a parabola, should be y = x^2 but instead is more like y = x^2 + 10 //notices mistake, draws gigantic filled circle Schwartz: Law of Large Dots. It's fine.

#10299

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March 18, 2022, 12:58 p.m.

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Duval: my martial arts teacher took a hatchet and killed his parents in his sleep. so I couldn't take his class anymore. Duval: I was a little jaded after that, because I thought this was all about discipline and self control, and I was like, "maybe you needed more help than we all did."

#10314

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March 21, 2022, 8:14 p.m.

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"We could express this as C3 H8 O2. We could also express this as C6 H16 O4. We could also express this as C9 H... 8 times 3... O6."

#10347

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March 24, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Roberts: Now, if we go back and look at my poo -- this is gonna sound really weird -- it's really thick.

no context needed //mod note: cross stitch patterns

poop, roberts

#10376

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March 30, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// Amino acid and translation Johnny: Is it methionine? Duval: Yes, it's meth, how did you know? Duval: What did you do to get it to meth?

#10426

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April 6, 2022, 5:46 p.m.

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Schwartz: Notice that I chose to talk about the Basic Comparison Test, because it means I get to say "Basic" a lot. Schwartz: Which will discourage the heathens here from calling it the "Direct Comparison Test". //later Schwartz: "Basic" is twice as good as "Direct", because B is two Ds stacked on top of each other. Katz: But "Direct" is twice as good, because the letter-index of D is twice that of B. Schwartz: Nooo! ... I have no immediate retort to that beyond shouting "nooo!"

#10431

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April 8, 2022, 12:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: this method would only ever be useful in EXTRAORDINARILY contrived problems Schwartz: ...like every homework problem

#10433

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April 8, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, ... I'm running out of descriptors. Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, FLESHY mass of arm move ...

#10437

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April 19, 2022, 9:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: Problem solved by being wrong!

#10462

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April 22, 2022, 7:33 a.m.

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Margo: Just make it load faster Violet: I have the power of gender not the power to make things load