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#10473

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April 22, 2022, 1:29 p.m.

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// Talking about how to tell the difference between pig and cow embryos Schwartz: Mathematically you would just define it to be the right one.

#10482

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April 25, 2022, 6:04 p.m.

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//lesson on biotechnology Delaney: I have a joke. Does anyone want to hear a joke? //several students raise hand Delaney: So a guy's driving on the road, and then he sees a chicken going past him on the road -- the chicken runs past his car. Delaney: The chicken outruns his car and goes to a farm with a bunch of chickens. Delaney: When he gets to the farm, he sees all these chickens zipping around really fast, like the chicken he saw earlier. Delaney: He asks the farmer "why are these chickens so fast", and the farmer says, "well, we like drumsticks." Delaney: "I like drumsticks, my wife likes drumsticks, and my son likes drumsticks." Delaney: "So I bred a chicken with three legs, so we don't have to fight over who gets drumsticks." Delaney: The guy says, "cool! But what do they taste like?" Delaney: The farmer says, "I don't know. I've never caught one." //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause Delaney: Thank you; thank you. I got more farm jokes. Some of them are even appropriate.

#10484

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April 25, 2022, 10:26 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video, Schwartz story time Schwartz: There was "Ung, one rock". And from that, there was "Ung, one rock." Schwartz: There was "one rock" and "one rock". Schwartz: Until some day, some ancestor, in time immemorial, in antiquity, said Schwartz: "Ung, one rock, Ung, one rock, UNG, TWO ROCK!" Schwartz: And mathematics was born.

#10495

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April 26, 2022, 4:43 p.m.

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// Quizbowl brownies Stephen: These are very fudgy. Stephen: And full of pot.

#10522

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May 2, 2022, 5:33 p.m.

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//Kyei holds a Zoom AP CSA check in. Jeremy (In chat): Do you like talking to black boxes. Kyei: No! I absolutely hate it. Kyei: If we ever go back to pandemic mode, I'm going to have one less job because I'll quit.

#10532

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May 5, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Ace: What is the meaning of life? Schwartz: To do this! *does a weird hop/jump/skip* Hadar: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To be able to ask this question!

#10565

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May 11, 2022, 6:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: This is a cult classic. This is the best movie ever. This is The Princess Bride.

#10586

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May 18, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Duval: What did you learn from this video? //class silent Duval: You learned nothing? You already knew everything in this video? Duval: I don't believe you, but cool. Duval: There are no normal people anyway. Duval: Is anyone here normal? //class silent Will: I'm normal! Duval: Just don't treat them differently from how you would other people. Duval: If you're a jerk to everyone, be a jerk to everyone? Duval: Is it okay to make a mistake? Katz: No. Duval: I'm sure you'd never make a mistake. Duval: I'm a Bio teacher. I can say "penis".

#10644

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June 3, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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// Upon seeing a student's profile picture, a cry-laugh emoji Bosse: Why are you crying?

#10646

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June 5, 2022, 12:20 p.m.

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//FOT PD3 Raun: Do you know where I can find the set screw collars? Isak: No. Those are a rare codo... commodon... commodity. //Later Raun: I found the rare codonomoninity!