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Jan. 23, 2015, 10:52 p.m.

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//Block B, First day of Pham Chem Pham: This Montgomery County! They want to nail you to Harvard! They want to nail you to Yale! They want to nail you... to MIT! //awkward pause, students don't respond Pham: THEY WANT TO NAIL YOU!

#7867

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Jan. 17, 2019, 8:05 a.m.

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//Pd 2 sloe sophomore bio Sloe: So in hypertonic solution, the cell becomes all skinny like a hyperactive person... 6 different people at once: NOAM AVIV Sloe: well you all know who I'm talking about. Because I don't. //later Sloe: You gotta know'em to know Noam

#7873

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Jan. 17, 2019, 6:56 p.m.

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//marine bio presentation Loann: They're the chondr-- the chon-- //Duval is eating and talks in a muffled voice Duval: Chondrichthyes. Sorry, my mouth is full. Loann: Chondr-- sorry, my mouth is full.

#9476

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Dec. 2, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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in adsa, talking about the urinal rule in mens bathrooms kyei: "diego wants to be a supervillian. diego literally wants to be a supervillian. i already know what diego would do. if there was 3 open urinals, diego would literally choose the middle one."

#5179

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Sept. 12, 2014, 12:29 a.m.

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// Yet another vegetarian joke Pham: Who here vegetarian? // Ramu raises his hand Pham: You know what soap made out of right? Whale fat. When you take shower, you rubbing meat all over your body. There no use be vegetarian.

#7663

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Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...

#3891

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Jan. 12, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

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//Julian is caught texting in class Mr. Charles: Uh... Julian... Julian: In my defense... she's cute.

#6046

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Oct. 4, 2016, 10:23 a.m.

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// Duval is talking about an assignment Luke: (Interrupting, waving arms wildly) WHO ROBBED ME?! Duval: Could you elaborate on this thievery? Luke: I had some money and a debit card in my phone case and it's gone. Fucheng: Look, it's right there on the ground. Haydn: (Waving arms around and imitating the Luke voice) THE GROUND ROBBED HIM!!! Duval: Good thing Detective Fucheng was on the case.

#7609

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Sept. 24, 2018, 4:04 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: Lately, our baby just started screaming. She wouldn't stop until we gave her food. For the first 7 months we've raised her, she was the perfect, adorable baby, but... Joseph: She used to be the form of a baby.

#7706

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Nov. 5, 2018, 3:59 p.m.

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//Logic Rose: There was an entire branch of math called "screwing around with Pascal's triangle".