#9476

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Dec. 2, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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in adsa, talking about the urinal rule in mens bathrooms kyei: "diego wants to be a supervillian. diego literally wants to be a supervillian. i already know what diego would do. if there was 3 open urinals, diego would literally choose the middle one."

#5179

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Sept. 12, 2014, 12:29 a.m.

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// Yet another vegetarian joke Pham: Who here vegetarian? // Ramu raises his hand Pham: You know what soap made out of right? Whale fat. When you take shower, you rubbing meat all over your body. There no use be vegetarian.

#7663

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Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...

#3891

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Jan. 12, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

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//Julian is caught texting in class Mr. Charles: Uh... Julian... Julian: In my defense... she's cute.

#5937

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May 16, 2016, 5:49 p.m.

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///Magnet Clay pd9. Reading Romeo and Juliet. Juliet had just said "For in a minute there are many days" Clay: How romantic! *goes on to explain that each minute feels like days for her* Tyler: That's a mathematical error! *Class goes into hysterics* Clay: I'm done with this.

#6046

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Oct. 4, 2016, 10:23 a.m.

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// Duval is talking about an assignment Luke: (Interrupting, waving arms wildly) WHO ROBBED ME?! Duval: Could you elaborate on this thievery? Luke: I had some money and a debit card in my phone case and it's gone. Fucheng: Look, it's right there on the ground. Haydn: (Waving arms around and imitating the Luke voice) THE GROUND ROBBED HIM!!! Duval: Good thing Detective Fucheng was on the case.

#7609

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Sept. 24, 2018, 4:04 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: Lately, our baby just started screaming. She wouldn't stop until we gave her food. For the first 7 months we've raised her, she was the perfect, adorable baby, but... Joseph: She used to be the form of a baby.

#7706

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Nov. 5, 2018, 3:59 p.m.

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//Logic Rose: There was an entire branch of math called "screwing around with Pascal's triangle".

#7874

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Jan. 18, 2019, 8:31 a.m.

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Daniel Zhu: No one gets excited over insurance fraud.

#7903

3030

Feb. 1, 2019, 7:59 a.m.

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//pertaining to an icebreaker, second semester ads Gonzalez: I already know so much about you guys that I don't want to know anymore