#1954

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May 25, 2010, 9:09 p.m.

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Stein: I don't think doing this proof helps you understand the battle of superheros

#1959

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May 27, 2010, 9:13 p.m.

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//Pham is explaining the formation of bonds in a certain solution Pham: So when it in water what it do? Such easy question, who ask this! From here there are ions, and you just have random grab. Class: *laughs* Pham: What? What WRONG wit you guys, why you laughing at everything...? Student: Why is it random crap? Pham: NO! *spells out "GRAB" on board*

#1983

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June 8, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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//Simel showing a cause/effect powerpoint Student: Why is there a dragon? Simel: Cuz dragons are cool.

#1987

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June 9, 2010, 10:01 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Well basically, I got my job because of this program. Mr. Walstein loves talking about the importance of directrices in conics. So when I showed him the several Geometer's Sketchpad program of directrices and conics that I had conveniently made before, he didn't yell at me.

#1990

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June 9, 2010, 10:14 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Alright functions, I finished making your final. There are a LOT of questions on it; it's incredibly huge. I'm not even sure you'll finish. Class: Mr. Rose, why don't you just take some questions off of it? Mr. Rose: No, that's crazy. I'll just make you guys start the final the day before.

#2033

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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:10 p.m.

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Pham: Who know flow-chaht? Come on, who know it! Students: (silence) Pham: If you know say no, if you yes say yes! Students: ???

#2046

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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:55 p.m.

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//before taking attendance Whitacre: If you're sort of in the Witness Protection Program, let me know.

#2048

88

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:57 p.m.

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Matt (to Mr. Moose): Why do you speak Russian? Moose: Ah! Because I spent one year in California...

#2050

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:26 p.m.

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Pham: The teacher who teach ninth period get extra money like twelve dolla fifty. Student (sarcastically): That's a lot of money! Pham (earnestly): Yeah, it is!

#2058

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Sept. 3, 2010, 1:46 p.m.

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Austin: Hey Dumb Cao, what are you doing? (puts hand in epoxy right as he says dumb)