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#848
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⚐ Report//Jordan was talking about David Tao's status about 24. Jordan: Wait, Tao looks like a badass. Is he actually a badass? No, he's a tiny ass. He just talks the talk, he doesn't walk the walk.
#1121
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⚐ ReportMr. Street: Listen, listen, stop bragging. Everyone has the same potential-- well, everyone except Matthew.
#1259
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⚐ ReportShirley: Gibi and I hold each other in high esteem. Hammond: I saw you two punching each other. Shirley: What? Hammond: You know... *flails his hand* Shirley: That was the sysop handshake! We came up with it last year. Hammond: That's a quote, if I ever heard one. "You can tell we like each other because we punch each other."
#1501
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⚐ Report//Contreras is helping a student with math Student: Why are you trying to be creative with it? Can't you just do it the good ol' fashioned way? Contreras: That's what she said! Student: (punches Contreras) Contreras: Ow! What the hell, man?! Student: That's what she said!
#1601
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⚐ ReportStein: So, I have this daughter. Actually, I have two daughters. Actually, I have three daughters. No wait, one's a son.
#1856
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⚐ ReportAmir: I think his goal is to establish… Gross: To stab the shit out of him?! Amir: Es-tab-lish
#2337
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⚐ ReportRose: Can I have some Smarties? Student: No. //Later Student (to Rose): Want the rest of my Smarties? Rose (excited): Sure. *goes over to student and sees package is empty* You jerk! //Later Rose: I'm still really mad about that Smarties trick. I'm gonna get you back later.
#2914
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose's student aide walks into the geometry classrooom Student Aide: I graded these papers, and there were a lot of 7's and 6's. Rose: Okay good, these kids need to learn a lesson. Geometry Kid 1: Those are for Functions right? Geometry Kid 2: Yes Geometry Kid 1: Okay, good. //a little later Rose: Oh, let's see what George got (looks)...okay, good.