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#4793

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March 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

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//Pham in Block B Freshman Chemistry, lecturing about students' futures Pham: What is American dream? American dream is driving Mercedes in the morning, BMW in afternoon and Ferrari in evening. Why? Mercedes in the morning to meet with clients, BMW for lunch, and Ferarri at night to pick up girls!

#7470

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May 4, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." One student: What's that from? * Entire class shouts out at him that it's from the Princess Bride, Schwartz's favorite movie * Schwartz: I can feel his letter grade dropping.

#7809

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Dec. 13, 2018, 1:41 p.m.

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Mr. Gonzalez: Let's put real butts in real seats

#8207

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June 4, 2019, 9:48 a.m.

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//pd 4 analysis 1a Rose: This is the goofiest class period. That was supposed to be a 10 second aside.

"Go up to him with your sword and just tell him that he's wrong"

rose

#8269

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Sept. 5, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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//Lunch, student 1 is arm-wrestling with himself //his left hand wins Student 2: Why is your left hand stronger?

This was followed by a great deal of chuckling

#8286

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Sept. 16, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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//Sujay pulls Schulman along on a dolly through the hallway //Passes some seniors Sam: Ladies. //Rolls off into the distance

#8393

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Nov. 18, 2019, 2:21 p.m.

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Stein: Alex Dong! Stein: Go take a walk if you have to Stein: You've got to stay woke

ed. note: whoever reported this with a correction, this was definitely stein, i was there :)

stein

#8684

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Oct. 23, 2020, 12:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: We have one answer... that is incorrect. I'm not going to say who it is. *cough cough* Henry!

#9460

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Nov. 30, 2021, 5:29 p.m.

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Lodal: Please actually do the assignment. And don't just build swords -- and build robots. Like, you can do that too -- but do the assignment first.

#9652

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Dec. 17, 2021, 2:52 p.m.

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Sudhish: WHAT? YOU NEED THREE BODY PARAGRAPHS? *viciously pounds desk 3 times* // Some students go to help Sudhish out Rao: I think Sudhish can figure this out himself.