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Dec. 2, 2021, 4:16 p.m.

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Schwartz: Your opinion may be wrong! There is a correct answer here.

#9696

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Jan. 5, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Moose: [Student], some day you'll stay in class the whole period and I'll give you a thousand dollars cash. Student: Bet, I'll do it tomorrow. Moose: A thousand dollars symbolic cash.

#9729

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Jan. 10, 2022, 4:56 p.m.

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Lodal: Thank you for giving me a head nod. Those of you who just stare at me, I don't like that. //Lodal looks around intensely Lodal: I'll just stare back at you!

#9735

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Jan. 12, 2022, 12:14 a.m.

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// Anal 1 video Schwartz: You might think that step 3 is setting up the integral. Schwartz: But no, it's me, Dio! Schwartz: I, whatever. That's probably more groanworthy than funny at this point, who cares.

#9870

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Jan. 31, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Ace: Being sad is a prerequisite to being alive.

#9930

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Feb. 8, 2022, 8:36 a.m.

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Sahu(To Rye): Strand sort? Did you invent this sorting algorithm?

#10003

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Feb. 16, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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// Lit circle discussions, Mark didn't do his hw Mark: Screw you! I'll pull things out of my ass right now!

#10042

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Feb. 22, 2022, 11:35 a.m.

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Roberts: Inner voices, you're being drowned out by the cellos. John Kim: Oh yeah! Roberts: Not oh yeah!

#10081

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Feb. 24, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, february 24 //this was during a lesson using applied-diffeq problems based on student suggestions "Warning: don't actually eat charcoal! That's a really bad idea." "When making charcoal, our food that is best served hot, I like to just put it on the oven, and turn the oven on. I like it at 425 degrees, but that's just a personal preference." "What would happen if I removed charcoal from the oven on the surface of the sun?" "The charcoal is magical. It magically knows, depending on where it is, whether to get hot or to get cold." "My house must be really screwed up. It heats some things up, but makes other things cool down." "Awesome! We have now solved global warming! We can cool down the sun by cooking our charcoal on the surface of the sun. This is math, where we get lots of solutions to real-world problems." "These are magical Stevens and Isaiahs. They have no mass, they take up no space, they do not dissolve in hydrochloric acid, and they do not need to breathe." "The glass sprinkles in our tank are evenly distributed at all times, thanks to the efforts of our magical Stevens and Isaiahs." "This is an everyday experience I know you all have. Think of what happens when you dump glass sprinkles in your hydrochloric acid." "Like I said, it's important to connect math to your everyday experiences. I want you to think about what happens when you dump glass sprinkles in your tub of hydrochloric acid, like you did yesterday." "If your magical Stevens and Isaiahs stop swimming, you'll get a film of glass sprinkles on the top. That's not good."

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March 2, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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Rao, to some student: I'm gonna send you on an errand, to wake you up ... and also because I need someone to do this.