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#6877

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Oct. 31, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

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Schafer: Air resistance and gravity. That's all we care about today. //Hammond walks in Hammond: That's IT? That's all you care about?! (waits for compliment) Schafer: Yeah, well we certainly don't care about you!

#7174

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Jan. 31, 2018, 5:55 p.m.

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Pham: When you in 11 or 12th grade, you ask girl for prom date. And she saying no. Student: Why?! Pham: How many girls there are in this class? Student: 7 Pham: How many students there are in this class? Student: 31

#7417

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April 18, 2018, 9:12 a.m.

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//Micro Economics Monday Ryan: Jonathan, can I use your water bottle. Jonathan: No. Ryan: I forgot mine at home. Jonathan: Go to the water fountain. Ryan: Ug. That involves getting up. Jonathan: If you value the water enough to go to the water fountain, then you should do that and I do not need to give you water. If you don't, then you clearly do not value the water enough. //Ryan goes to the water fountain. //Micro Economics Wednesday Jonathan: Ryan, did you remember to bring a water bottle today. Ryan: Shoot. Jonathan: Do you want mine? Resources should be spread to those who need. Those who have should give to those without, even if those without did not take the necessary actions to acquire those resources. Ryan: Screw you. I don't want your water.

#7887

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Jan. 25, 2019, 12:19 p.m.

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Rose: I haven't said a non-ironic positive thing in three years!

#8424

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Dec. 12, 2019, 10:16 a.m.

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Sloe: are you guys passing around a joint over there?

They were eating Chinese food

sloe

#8710

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Oct. 30, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

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// talking about zoom teacher conferences or whatever Lodal: So I'm looking for the private chat to tell [a talkative teacher] to shut up, but then I realize I can't do that. Lodal: Because I would never do that, right? Lodal: Unless it's Kirk, then I'm definitely telling him to shut up.

there's gotta be at least three quotes from lodal on here at this point (from recent times too!) solely about spiting the math teachers

lodal, ess, kirk, zoom

#8711

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Oct. 30, 2020, 1:57 p.m.

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Street: Hopefully your iguana doesn't die from wood poisoning.

#8789

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Dec. 4, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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Lodal, to his cat: Do not bite the tablet. Chill.

#8910

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Jan. 19, 2021, 2:43 p.m.

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//in logic zoom chat Bracklinn: What speech did he give this language in?

#8985

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Feb. 9, 2021, 9:45 a.m.

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Duval: Look, Tiara made friends by sexing a praying mantis! It happens!

"I don't just teach you insects in this class, I teach you life skills for college!"

tiara, duval, entomology