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#7887

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Jan. 25, 2019, 12:19 p.m.

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Rose: I haven't said a non-ironic positive thing in three years!

#8346

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Oct. 14, 2019, 9:44 a.m.

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Moore: So Jeff, how was the Blood Drive? Jeff: Oh, it was great! I was walking this kid back to class and he fainted Jeff: It was really cool, I've never seen anyone faint before

#8424

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Dec. 12, 2019, 10:16 a.m.

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Sloe: are you guys passing around a joint over there?

They were eating Chinese food

sloe

#8711

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Oct. 30, 2020, 1:57 p.m.

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Street: Hopefully your iguana doesn't die from wood poisoning.

#8737

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Nov. 12, 2020, 7:20 p.m.

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*during a Precalc A video lesson* Kirk: You know, one of my best friends has a very successful Taylor Swift fan twitter. Contreras: What does that mean? Kirk: Like, he gets sent free stuff from Taylor Swift cause he has a twitter where he’s like a fan, and he tweets about all the twitter stuff and all the Taylor Swift stuff. Contreras: Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Kirk: Yeah. Contreras: Taylor Swift’s cousin went to my high school. Her name’s also Taylor Swift. Kirk: Really? Contreras: So Taylor Swift went to my high school, but not that Taylor Swift. Kirk: That’s a shame. Wait, the cousins are named the same? Contreras: Yeah. Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Hmm. Anyways

During a Precalc A video lesson. A google search yielded this Seventeen article that does, in fact, corroborate Ms. Contreras' statement but maybe also makes her seem a bit insensitive towards the "other" Taylor Swift: https://www.seventeen.com/life/real-girl-stories/interviews/a35973/taylor-swifts-second-cousin-named-taylor-swift-this-is-what-her-life-is-like/

freshmen, contreras, precalc, taylor swift, freshman, kirk

#8789

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Dec. 4, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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Lodal, to his cat: Do not bite the tablet. Chill.

#8910

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Jan. 19, 2021, 2:43 p.m.

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//in logic zoom chat Bracklinn: What speech did he give this language in?

#8985

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Feb. 9, 2021, 9:45 a.m.

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Duval: Look, Tiara made friends by sexing a praying mantis! It happens!

"I don't just teach you insects in this class, I teach you life skills for college!"

tiara, duval, entomology

#8997

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Feb. 10, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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Duval: My word of advice is don't do millipedes

lemurs tripping out on millipede mustard

ento, duval

#9441

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Nov. 29, 2021, 4:35 p.m.

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Rose: Every time you open your mouth to say something, I get the feeling of a sinking pit in my stomach.

yes this was directed to one student

rose