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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: I'm turning off the lights! Everyone okay with that? I'm asking because for seniors, lights out means sleep time. For juniors, lights off means it's time to grope your neighbor. Hannah, you okay back there? //Hannah is the only girl at her table of 10 juniors

#2236

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Sept. 30, 2010, 2:35 p.m.

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//Handing out leaflets for the USA Science and Engineering Festival Pham: For those of you who do not have a girlfriend, for those of you who do not have a boyfriend, this is what you're going to do on the 23rd!

#4029

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March 13, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He talking about her soccer practice Hannah: So all my soccer friends were like, hey practice on thursday, who's coming? and I had to say, I can't, I'm going to ARML and then I had to explain that ARML is like math team except yeah...and then I had to explain I was Asian...so I do this kind of stuff...

#4520

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April 24, 2013, 8:23 p.m.

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//Someone asked a girl to prom by putting a sign on top of Blair's roof. PA: Please do not endanger your own safety to ask someone to prom. Rose: Do it anyway. Do it in the name of love!

#5424

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March 19, 2015, 2:36 p.m.

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Klein: And on Valentine's day, we give each other mutilated plant genitals and go "Hey, put this in a vase and watch them wither away and die," because that's what love is!

#5559

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Sept. 30, 2015, 5:09 p.m.

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Rose: So let's say that we have a domain with five people, girls, and a codomain of three people, guys. So this is all on an island... Laura: This is obviously not functions class. Rose: Ok, let's say that it's CAP.

#5655

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Nov. 23, 2015, 3:06 a.m.

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// Anderson is attempting to pick a random group of presenters numbered 1 through 5 Anderson: I will now throw this die to pick one of the groups. // Rolls a 6 // Rolls a 6 again Anderson: If I get three sixes in a row, you guys can do anything for the rest of the period. // Rolls a 6

#5901

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April 20, 2016, 6 p.m.

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//Daniel Zhu walks by the R & E classroom door before block c is about to leave, and Mr. Street catches a glimpse of him Mr.Street: Nick what was that, your girlfriend? Nick: No that was Daniel Zhu. Mr.Street: Eh still cute I guess.

#6205

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Jan. 18, 2017, 8:21 p.m.

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//Pchem prepping for a lab Pham: Always do not assume lab material is clean. For example, we use Vaseline for the lid, but you do not use Vaseline on your body. //Half the class starts snickering Pham: What? What so funny? //Wait for it... //... //Epiphany moment. //Misha facepalms Misha: Oh my God, guys...

#6466

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May 22, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

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Piper: Go put down the screen, guys. Haddad: I got it! Simon: No I want to do it! Haddad: Okay, Simon, you can press the button. //Simon presses the red button next to the button that puts down the screen, and then presses the button that puts down the screen Seoyoung: Uh, Ms. Piper, what does the red button do? //Liam runs in Liam: Ms. Piper, all the computers suddenly shut down!