#5424

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March 19, 2015, 2:36 p.m.

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Klein: And on Valentine's day, we give each other mutilated plant genitals and go "Hey, put this in a vase and watch them wither away and die," because that's what love is!

#5559

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Sept. 30, 2015, 5:09 p.m.

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Rose: So let's say that we have a domain with five people, girls, and a codomain of three people, guys. So this is all on an island... Laura: This is obviously not functions class. Rose: Ok, let's say that it's CAP.

#5655

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Nov. 23, 2015, 3:06 a.m.

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// Anderson is attempting to pick a random group of presenters numbered 1 through 5 Anderson: I will now throw this die to pick one of the groups. // Rolls a 6 // Rolls a 6 again Anderson: If I get three sixes in a row, you guys can do anything for the rest of the period. // Rolls a 6

#5901

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April 20, 2016, 6 p.m.

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//Daniel Zhu walks by the R & E classroom door before block c is about to leave, and Mr. Street catches a glimpse of him Mr.Street: Nick what was that, your girlfriend? Nick: No that was Daniel Zhu. Mr.Street: Eh still cute I guess.

#6205

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Jan. 18, 2017, 8:21 p.m.

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//Pchem prepping for a lab Pham: Always do not assume lab material is clean. For example, we use Vaseline for the lid, but you do not use Vaseline on your body. //Half the class starts snickering Pham: What? What so funny? //Wait for it... //... //Epiphany moment. //Misha facepalms Misha: Oh my God, guys...

#6466

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May 22, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

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Piper: Go put down the screen, guys. Haddad: I got it! Simon: No I want to do it! Haddad: Okay, Simon, you can press the button. //Simon presses the red button next to the button that puts down the screen, and then presses the button that puts down the screen Seoyoung: Uh, Ms. Piper, what does the red button do? //Liam runs in Liam: Ms. Piper, all the computers suddenly shut down!

#6877

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Oct. 31, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

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Schafer: Air resistance and gravity. That's all we care about today. //Hammond walks in Hammond: That's IT? That's all you care about?! (waits for compliment) Schafer: Yeah, well we certainly don't care about you!

#7174

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Jan. 31, 2018, 5:55 p.m.

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Pham: When you in 11 or 12th grade, you ask girl for prom date. And she saying no. Student: Why?! Pham: How many girls there are in this class? Student: 7 Pham: How many students there are in this class? Student: 31

#7417

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April 18, 2018, 9:12 a.m.

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//Micro Economics Monday Ryan: Jonathan, can I use your water bottle. Jonathan: No. Ryan: I forgot mine at home. Jonathan: Go to the water fountain. Ryan: Ug. That involves getting up. Jonathan: If you value the water enough to go to the water fountain, then you should do that and I do not need to give you water. If you don't, then you clearly do not value the water enough. //Ryan goes to the water fountain. //Micro Economics Wednesday Jonathan: Ryan, did you remember to bring a water bottle today. Ryan: Shoot. Jonathan: Do you want mine? Resources should be spread to those who need. Those who have should give to those without, even if those without did not take the necessary actions to acquire those resources. Ryan: Screw you. I don't want your water.

#7887

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Jan. 25, 2019, 12:19 p.m.

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Rose: I haven't said a non-ironic positive thing in three years!