#8992

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Feb. 10, 2021, 11:32 a.m.

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Lodal: The only thing I'm not gonna have you do in this class is math homework. Lodal: No math homework. Not on my watch.

#9146

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May 14, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

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// praising students for completing assignment early Street: I'm gonna give you a raise: you get 50% more salary than you've been getting for my class. Street: Of course, it's tough that 50% of zero is still zero, but it was worth a try.

#9199

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Oct. 6, 2021, 9:35 p.m.

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//Ms. Bosse has left SRP for the period, Kaluta is calling names *Albert runs in frantically* Albert: Did I miss attendance? Kaluta: So all you people standing need to return your Arduinos. Albert: Wait, this isn't attendance!!

#9438

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Nov. 29, 2021, 1:44 p.m.

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// Talking about Biotite and Muscovite Lodal: This one is dark and this one is not. What does muscovite lack? Sudhish: Melanin!

#9557

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Dec. 8, 2021, 12:39 p.m.

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// playing kahoot, a lot of people are naming themselves some variant of "yo mama" Gibb: Hey, my mom is playing! Hi mom!

#9560

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Dec. 8, 2021, 3:06 p.m.

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//about to start a proof in discrete Rose: sometimes people complain to me about this class because it's weird how at the start we have so much rigor in all our proofs then as the months go on it gets more and more hand-wavey Rose: this is what we call mathematical maturity

#9579

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!

#9618

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Dec. 14, 2021, 10:23 a.m.

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Gabaree: Let's say I'm a super rich person. Gabaree: Obviously I'm not. I'm here.

#9653

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Dec. 17, 2021, 2:54 p.m.

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*Rose trying to figure out what's going on in his own class* Rose: I am going to cry Rose: Oh I have it on my phone Rose *in a singing voice*: I am not going to cry

#9686

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Dec. 22, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: I’m going to be a crooked, evil microwave vendor. Now, what should we call this company? Jack: CollegeBoard.