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#9557

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Dec. 8, 2021, 12:39 p.m.

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// playing kahoot, a lot of people are naming themselves some variant of "yo mama" Gibb: Hey, my mom is playing! Hi mom!

#9560

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Dec. 8, 2021, 3:06 p.m.

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//about to start a proof in discrete Rose: sometimes people complain to me about this class because it's weird how at the start we have so much rigor in all our proofs then as the months go on it gets more and more hand-wavey Rose: this is what we call mathematical maturity

#9579

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!

#9618

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Dec. 14, 2021, 10:23 a.m.

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Gabaree: Let's say I'm a super rich person. Gabaree: Obviously I'm not. I'm here.

#9653

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Dec. 17, 2021, 2:54 p.m.

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*Rose trying to figure out what's going on in his own class* Rose: I am going to cry Rose: Oh I have it on my phone Rose *in a singing voice*: I am not going to cry

#9686

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Dec. 22, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: I’m going to be a crooked, evil microwave vendor. Now, what should we call this company? Jack: CollegeBoard.

he named it Rose’s Trustworthy Microwaves

rose, jack

#9737

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Jan. 12, 2022, 8:56 a.m.

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Gabaree: Most bills die, like baby sea turtles. Gabaree: It's true. Most baby sea turtles don't make it, they die. Gabaree: Just like bills!

#9740

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Jan. 12, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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Kirk: 30 divided by 6 isn’t a whole number //Entire class in shocked silence

He figured it out

kirk

#9780

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Jan. 19, 2022, 9:38 a.m.

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// Street Pd 9 // Student 1 has a sweatshirt on with pictures of dogs Student 2: Wow, those dogs are really cute! Student 3: I'm really tempted to pull a Street right now, take out my phone, and start talking about how attractive my dog is. // Two minutes later, Street walks over Street: Oh cool, your sweatshirt has dogs on it! *Street pulls out his phone and starts showing us pictures of his dogs*

Mr. Street, you have a very attractive family

street, dog

#10174

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March 6, 2022, 9:06 p.m.

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rose: "this 6 6 6 is not the devil, it is simply the rate of change of the rate of change of the rate of change of x cubed!"