#9737

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Jan. 12, 2022, 8:56 a.m.

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Gabaree: Most bills die, like baby sea turtles. Gabaree: It's true. Most baby sea turtles don't make it, they die. Gabaree: Just like bills!

#9740

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Jan. 12, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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Kirk: 30 divided by 6 isn’t a whole number //Entire class in shocked silence

#9780

2424

Jan. 19, 2022, 9:38 a.m.

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// Street Pd 9 // Student 1 has a sweatshirt on with pictures of dogs Student 2: Wow, those dogs are really cute! Student 3: I'm really tempted to pull a Street right now, take out my phone, and start talking about how attractive my dog is. // Two minutes later, Street walks over Street: Oh cool, your sweatshirt has dogs on it! *Street pulls out his phone and starts showing us pictures of his dogs*

#10174

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March 6, 2022, 9:06 p.m.

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rose: "this 6 6 6 is not the devil, it is simply the rate of change of the rate of change of the rate of change of x cubed!"

#10176

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March 6, 2022, 11:42 p.m.

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//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!

#10358

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March 28, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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Johnny: Is it 9 and a half weeks or 9 and a half months for pregnancy? Jerry Song: Johnny I just don't think you've ever been pregnant before.

#10401

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April 4, 2022, 1:31 p.m.

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Andy: Computers are like kids - you have to hit them repeatedly to get them to work.

#10548

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May 6, 2022, 4:46 p.m.

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// Watching fairy godmother scene from cinderella Rose: See, the horse thinks he's gonna be the horse; that's because he's trapped by the class system into thinking that's all he could ever be. // Later Rose: See how the lower classes are rising up and taking control of their masters!

#10592

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May 19, 2022, 12:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: I guess bells aren't ringing today *Bell ring immediately after he said that* Schwartz: I guess bells are ringing today.

#11138

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Nov. 11, 2022, 7:41 p.m.

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// After a Captain Zero vs. Infinitus performance, members of the group are sharing how the performance spoke to each of their souls. // Anannya was Infinitus and Amanda was Captain Zero Amanda: Not to make this too heavy, but I’ve been having some relationship issues with Anannya and this was a great chance to take them out on her.