#12875

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Jan. 22, 2024, 7:33 a.m.

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Isak (in fake Georgian accent): I will make you children pancake Isak: And you can drink hydrochloric acid

#13039

46

Feb. 11, 2024, 5:11 p.m.

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Eric: Calculus is not real

#13052

46

Feb. 13, 2024, 2:55 p.m.

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Glenn: My daughter told me the other day "I asked Bernard to be my valentine." // Later Glenn: So last night Alice was calling her dad and said "I asked Bernard to be my valentine". Glenn: And her dad said "well I guess you could ask him for his parents' number and arrange a playdate". Glenn: Alice said "if Bernard comes over it will be a real date". // Later Glenn: I'll scope him out. Glenn: I'll tell him to sit down. Glenn: "What are your intentions with my daughter?"

#13090

46

Feb. 16, 2024, 3:08 p.m.

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Rose: do you want to see a nasty function Rose: do you want to text your loved ones? Rose: It's the am i a rational number function.

#13091

46

Feb. 16, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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Rose: DISCONTINOUS FUNCTIONS ARE KIND OF STUPID

#13103

46

Feb. 20, 2024, 4 p.m.

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//Schwartz holds up/examines a mysterious dark solid object, wrapped in transparent plastic, maybe 5 cm in diameter Jacen: Can you eat it? Schwartz: No! ... but good question.

#13336

46

April 25, 2024, 10:53 a.m.

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Random Kid: "The Life of an iPad kid is a carefree one"

#13736

46

March 12, 2026, 7:57 a.m.

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"Thank you, Maryland! Go fuck yourself."

#755

48

Oct. 26, 2009, 4:38 p.m.

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Ms. Pundzak: "What are the only things that are guaranteed in life?" Student: "Death and Taxes!"

#924

48

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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Rose: “I’m being stupid all of a sudden.” Student: “All of a sudden?”