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#12754

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Dec. 19, 2023, 10:25 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: i've been to the crazy people place so many times Andrew: at this point it's once a week. Andrew: and Alicia Frey says "you can't come back until you sign this" Andrew: it's so annoying // later Andrew: it's not once a week but i've been there multiple times

#12875

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Jan. 22, 2024, 7:33 a.m.

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Isak (in fake Georgian accent): I will make you children pancake Isak: And you can drink hydrochloric acid

#13039

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Feb. 11, 2024, 5:11 p.m.

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Eric: Calculus is not real

#13052

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Feb. 13, 2024, 2:55 p.m.

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Glenn: My daughter told me the other day "I asked Bernard to be my valentine." // Later Glenn: So last night Alice was calling her dad and said "I asked Bernard to be my valentine". Glenn: And her dad said "well I guess you could ask him for his parents' number and arrange a playdate". Glenn: Alice said "if Bernard comes over it will be a real date". // Later Glenn: I'll scope him out. Glenn: I'll tell him to sit down. Glenn: "What are your intentions with my daughter?"

#13090

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Feb. 16, 2024, 3:08 p.m.

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Rose: do you want to see a nasty function Rose: do you want to text your loved ones? Rose: It's the am i a rational number function.

#13091

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Feb. 16, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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Rose: DISCONTINOUS FUNCTIONS ARE KIND OF STUPID

#13103

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Feb. 20, 2024, 4 p.m.

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//Schwartz holds up/examines a mysterious dark solid object, wrapped in transparent plastic, maybe 5 cm in diameter Jacen: Can you eat it? Schwartz: No! ... but good question.

#13336

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April 25, 2024, 10:53 a.m.

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Random Kid: "The Life of an iPad kid is a carefree one"

So True Gen Alpha

ipad

#13518

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Dec. 9, 2024, 7:38 a.m.

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//7:35 am Alyssa: Wait…I don’t want to be here

#13631

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Sept. 18, 2025, 2:31 p.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 05.09.2025 "I'm glad you asked about bottom!" "This means, translated from Latin, I don't know; someone look it up." "If you're an academic and you say something wrong, people hate you, so you get in the habit of not saying anything wrong." "We will read this critically becuase we're big kids."