#11016

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Oct. 20, 2022, 9:12 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Every study I do is quadruple blind because even I don't know what's going on!

#11022

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Oct. 21, 2022, 7:41 a.m.

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Tinsley: Newark is the armpit of America

#11078

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Oct. 31, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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Jerry Song: The square cube law implies that your mom is hot!

#11090

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Nov. 1, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!

#11165

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Nov. 15, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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Schwartz, struggling to hold objects for a visual: If I have enough hands for this -- well, I'm not changing the number of hands I have. Schwartz, later: This was easier when I could use my teeth. Andy: Imagine him saying that 40 years from now.

#11273

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Dec. 6, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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// French 3, Madame Kanza is telling us the story of Saint Nicholas, in which a butcher kept kids in his basement Student: So it's like Pizzagate? // Class starts dying Kanza: No, it's not like Pizzagate. This story happened in the Roman Empire. Pizzagate happened now, where we have media. And Pizzagate is for dummies.

#11347

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Dec. 21, 2022, 10:18 a.m.

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// Adding a new paragraph in ExploraVision Jerry Song: Ok, so I'll start it here, is that ok? Sean: Yeah, sounds good. Jerry: *Indents, types "(INSERT THING HERE)" * Jerry: Ok, chess.com! *Opens new tab and types in chess.com*

#11469

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Jan. 25, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Grossman: Guys, don't do ketamine until you're over 70 years old.

#11595

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Feb. 22, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Xan: How long can a walrus hold its breath underwater? Glenn: I don't know, ask the marine bio teacher.

#11606

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Feb. 24, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Sudhish: who did you have for orgo? Andy: Dr. Brabazon Sudhish: Did you have Hart at all? Andy: Yeah, for the first three weeks before she went on maternity leave and then again at the end of the semester. Sudhish: Was she pregnant the first three weeks? Andy: …she was pregnant for the whole nine months before.