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Jan. 25, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Grossman: Guys, don't do ketamine until you're over 70 years old.

#11595

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Feb. 22, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Xan: How long can a walrus hold its breath underwater? Glenn: I don't know, ask the marine bio teacher.

#11606

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Feb. 24, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Sudhish: who did you have for orgo? Andy: Dr. Brabazon Sudhish: Did you have Hart at all? Andy: Yeah, for the first three weeks before she went on maternity leave and then again at the end of the semester. Sudhish: Was she pregnant the first three weeks? Andy: …she was pregnant for the whole nine months before.

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March 21, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Uriel: So what's on the bar [exam]? Katz and Andy, almost simultaneously: Alcohol Katz: You have approached the very thing you swore to destroy. Hui: So which one of you is going to Blairbash that?

#11859

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May 18, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Macbeth sounds like a McDonalds meal. Jerry Song: I'd like a crispy Macbeth please.

#11898

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May 24, 2023, 9:51 p.m.

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> last day for seniors, political behavior and psych is lazy (usual) and gabaree is giving a speech Gabaree: You guys are out! You guys can stop drinking the MCPS kool-aid

#11920

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May 31, 2023, 2:50 p.m.

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Kirk: I should get something. Jamie: *i* should get something!?

#12059

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Sept. 6, 2023, 12:37 p.m.

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// Little kids Glenn: They're little narcissistic psychopaths and I love them.

#12199

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Sept. 26, 2023, 9:48 a.m.

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Jacobs: And why does Okenwa not have a family? Elena: Because he has a strong preference for men.

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Sept. 26, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: sorry rectangle, some bad things are going to happen because we are going to feed you into the killer