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#11273

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Dec. 6, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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// French 3, Madame Kanza is telling us the story of Saint Nicholas, in which a butcher kept kids in his basement Student: So it's like Pizzagate? // Class starts dying Kanza: No, it's not like Pizzagate. This story happened in the Roman Empire. Pizzagate happened now, where we have media. And Pizzagate is for dummies.

#11347

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Dec. 21, 2022, 10:18 a.m.

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// Adding a new paragraph in ExploraVision Jerry Song: Ok, so I'll start it here, is that ok? Sean: Yeah, sounds good. Jerry: *Indents, types "(INSERT THING HERE)" * Jerry: Ok, chess.com! *Opens new tab and types in chess.com*

#11469

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Jan. 25, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Grossman: Guys, don't do ketamine until you're over 70 years old.

#11595

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Feb. 22, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Xan: How long can a walrus hold its breath underwater? Glenn: I don't know, ask the marine bio teacher.

#11606

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Feb. 24, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Sudhish: who did you have for orgo? Andy: Dr. Brabazon Sudhish: Did you have Hart at all? Andy: Yeah, for the first three weeks before she went on maternity leave and then again at the end of the semester. Sudhish: Was she pregnant the first three weeks? Andy: …she was pregnant for the whole nine months before.

#11711

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March 21, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Uriel: So what's on the bar [exam]? Katz and Andy, almost simultaneously: Alcohol Katz: You have approached the very thing you swore to destroy. Hui: So which one of you is going to Blairbash that?

#11859

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May 18, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Macbeth sounds like a McDonalds meal. Jerry Song: I'd like a crispy Macbeth please.

#11898

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May 24, 2023, 9:51 p.m.

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> last day for seniors, political behavior and psych is lazy (usual) and gabaree is giving a speech Gabaree: You guys are out! You guys can stop drinking the MCPS kool-aid

#11920

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May 31, 2023, 2:50 p.m.

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Kirk: I should get something. Jamie: *i* should get something!?

#12059

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Sept. 6, 2023, 12:37 p.m.

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// Little kids Glenn: They're little narcissistic psychopaths and I love them.