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⚐ Reportrose: "the cops have the radar guns man!!!" ... "so they shoot... some little speed pellet at your car..."
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⚐ Report// staged limits argument rose: "the limit as x --> 2 of 3x -1 = 5" alex j: "what does that mean?" rose: "as we get REALLY close to 2, this gets REALLY close to 5!" alex: "how close?" rose: "as close as you want." alex: "within a tenth?" rose: "yes. one thirtieth." alex: "within a hundr-" rose: "wait stop! i win."
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⚐ Report// pd 3 biology duval: why are you in this classroom? because you need biology to graduate. is that your question, jeremy?
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⚐ ReportSubayi: I'm going to make [an assigned presentation] shorter, because I realise that some people, when they see a long presentation, go into a deep depression.
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⚐ Report// Molasses lab Duval: So what do we do next? Andy: Cry! Duval: We will do that later. Duval: What, Andy? I'm upset you think Schwartz is sassier.
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⚐ Report// Talking about Newton's law of Cooling Schwartz: Give me a food that is best served hot. Student: Charcoal! Schwartz: Sure, let's go with charcoal! (whispers) Don't actually eat charcoal. Schwartz: So, when I am making my charcoal snack, I like to bake it at 425 degrees, for about 5 hours. Schwartz: Then, I would like to travel to the surface of the sun, so it doesn't cool down and get unappetizing. Schwartz: Food of champions? Don't eat charcoal Schwartz: Now, give me a food that is best eaten cold. Class: Snow! Schwartz: My favorite way to make snow is to screw up my freezer so it frosts over so I can chip it off the walls of my freezer and I am free to eat it. Schwartz: I like taking my freezer to Norway, that way when I remove the snow, it starts cooling down even more. Schwartz: Because it's Norway and I'm assuming it's colder than freezing. Schwartz: So we can solve global warming by cooking our charcoal on it. Isn't math wonderful? Schwartz: Don't eat charcoal.