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#3928

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Feb. 3, 2012, 5:22 p.m.

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// Talking about limits Mr. Rose: Are you guys feeling this math? Some Girl: Nah. I'm not feeling it at all. Some Guy: Don't worry. I will feel you up on behalf of math. Math will be jealous at the curves I am applying Squeeze Theorem.

Period 3 - Mr. Rose - Magnet Analysis 1A

limits, rose

#4039

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March 15, 2012, 9:08 p.m.

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///During Clay Period 9 English Class reading Romeo and Juliet(the balcony scene) Mr. Clay: What three words did Juliet want to say to Romeo here? Calvin: Sine, cosine, tangent!!!!

while reading romeo and juliet, clay asks this question and Calvin calls out his answer and Mr. Clay goes smh

calvin, english, clay

#4112

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April 27, 2012, 6:36 p.m.

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//Eric Neyman is running around R&E with a box that was dripping water all over the place Mr. Street: Eric! Stop peeing on the floor! At least you could pee in the sink!

Doing Chem R&E. The box was apparently supposed to be a calorimeter

street, neyman, eric

#4369

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Dec. 25, 2012, 6:09 p.m.

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Hannah He: So this girl in my World class was surprised I was a magnet because apparently all magnets get good grades, but I explained it to her. I told her, "Yeah, I'm a female magnet. Too bad I'm not lesbian."

Apparently Hannah He has a really bad AP World grade

world, he, hannah

#4711

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Jan. 12, 2014, 6:34 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose calls Michael Chen the wrong name Rose: I've been teaching here for a while now, so I've seen pretty much every combination of typical '80s first names and Asian last names. Like, your parents need to be more creative. Good job there, Sambuddha.

#4798

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March 16, 2014, 5:16 p.m.

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// In Young's US History Young: So President Truman paid 400 million dollars to Greece and Turkey to keep them away from Communism. Daniel: Sheesh, the US just throws money at every problem. // Next class Video: The Chinese felt threatened when General Douglas MacArthur pushed the North Koreans up to the border. In the following weeks, over one million Chinese soldiers poured across the Yalu River. Daniel: Sheesh, China just throws people at every problem.

#5351

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Jan. 9, 2015, 7 p.m.

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//Freshman Physics discussing what will happen if we leave school grounds on exam day. Student: Will the security guards be there watching us? Davis: Yes. They will be out there watching if you're leaving the grounds. Student: Will they have weapons with them, too? //Davis gives a disapproving look. Davis, sarcastically: Yes. The armory is up on the fourth floor with the pool.

#5620

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Nov. 6, 2015, 10:56 a.m.

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Mr. Street: Blair bash quotes are not funny in the slightest, except for Mr. Street's witty banter

#5922

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May 6, 2016, 6:08 p.m.

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///9th period Clay. Jerbear and Favid were talking while Clay was talking Clay: Okay David, you can flirt with Jeremy later.

#5936

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May 16, 2016, 5:43 p.m.

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///pd8 giles playing heads up, a game in which there is a word on a phone and the player has the phone away from him/her and tries to guess the word while the other people try to help him/her guess it by giving hints. ///the word is starbucks Everyone playing (all at once): WHITE GIRL! WHITE GIRL! WHITE GIRL!