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Dec. 6, 2024, 1:41 p.m.

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//Mary is giving repeated high fives to Sam Glenn: why are we slapping Sam? Glenn: And can I get in on it

#7916

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Feb. 5, 2019, 9:16 a.m.

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Sloe: Connor reminds me of Erik Lodal. Connor: *expression of confusion on hearing his name mentioned* Sloe: See? Look at that micro-expression!

#8243

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June 6, 2019, 7:57 a.m.

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Gonzalez: There’s nothing wrong with Carlos.

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March 27, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//Ms.Duval is explaining sex-linked and autosomal traits Duval: So if the postal service is working it isn't sex linked! Class: What....? Is that a euphemism? Duval: Male carriers! If there are maaale carriers. It can't be sex linked.

#8092

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April 8, 2019, 10:06 a.m.

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Gonzalez: You can tell this is AoA because they like to clap.

#9533

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Dec. 7, 2021, 11:52 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: If you type in to google, "rationalizing the denominator is stupid", you'll get lots of blog posts from arrogant math teachers. Uriel: Did you write any of those, Mr. Rose? Mr. Rose: uhhhhh... I try to be more open-minded... Mr. Rose: but I do have some good math blog posts you should read!

#9860

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.

#11349

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Dec. 21, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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//9th pd fot discussion about how to attract sugar mommies to catfish nicole: oh! college board just texted me madeline: you should catfish them nicole: honestly, college board is the ideal sugar mommy

#4442

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Feb. 17, 2013, 6:49 p.m.

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//Harvard MIT Math Tournament 2013, Awards Ceremony MIT Guy: And thank your coaches for bringing you here! Hannah He: Who's our coach again?

#5456

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April 14, 2015, 4:56 p.m.

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//Rose walks into Davis's 6th period lunch with a pair of large scissors //There are about 10 juniors playing cards at a table, including Josephine. Josephine: "Scissors!" Rose: "Um, ok." //Card group stops playing and looks at Mr. Rose Rose: "No continue, I wasn't going to say anything." Josephine: "Can I touch them?" Rose: "...now I'm just getting nervous."