#1049

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Dec. 4, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining the unit circle. Rose: Now we have a circle on the board, and we're wrapping this line around the circle... everyone hold this line with me. And you have to make this wrapping noise... *KSSSCCHT* Class: *KSSSCCHT* Rose: Now remember, this line is infinitely long, so we're going to be wrapping for a while. Evan (whispered): When Mr. Rose goes to hell, this is what he'll be doing for all eternity.

#7097

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Jan. 9, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

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//Izzee's Magic 8 Ball program is being mean to her Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Reply hazy. Try again. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Your questions are silly. Go away. //Program closes

#8028

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March 22, 2019, 8:04 a.m.

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//what MIDAS stands for Gonzalez: Shruti wrote "money inside doors and staircases." Ooh Shruti doesn't trust banks. //later Gonzalez: Boaz wrote "please give me a hundred percent."

#9638

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Dec. 16, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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// Pd 9 Rao (she left a sub) Sub: Alright, stop talking Students: *keep talking* Diego: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Natalia: Wow, that is so disrespectful. Diego: That's okay, I never had any respect for you.

#13301

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April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#5

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May 21, 2009, 3:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: I will be honest with you. Out of all the groups that have gone so far...YOU...are the worst.

#870

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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//Kaluta discovers blairbash for the first time Kaluta: Wow, this is hilarious! //Students come over Student: Oh, blairbash! Kaluta: You guys get back to work while I goof off!

#1066

1315

Dec. 6, 2009, 12:39 p.m.

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//Ya drops her water bottle Ya: OH MY WATER BROKE! MY WATER BROKE!

#1416

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Jan. 28, 2010, 10:05 p.m.

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Pham: So what you do if you missing class for one day? Student: Call a friend? Pham: Right! But if you only have one friend, you miserable person. You need at least 20 friend or something. Only one friend make your life miserable. You see guy with four glasses and t-shirt with math formula on it, and you think that people laugh at you when you talking to him, but in couple year, you get down on one knee and that person is your wife or husband or something. Seriously, you think I make joke about this kind of thing?

#1718

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March 24, 2010, 9:39 p.m.

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//Jared asks a stupid question Rose: Jared you're way off. See you in math help for the rest of forever. Moving on.