#13620

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Aug. 27, 2025, 7:39 a.m.

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Esther: I love cats, but they're a pain Esther: That's actually a similarity between cats and Mr. Rose.

#13633

1214

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:54 a.m.

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Rose: I'm just going to keep cursing until I have your attention.

#7596

1824

Sept. 17, 2018, 9:51 p.m.

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//9th Period AI, discussing the meaning of intelligence Piper: How about this? What's not intelligent? *People look at Robert* Robert: Don't look at me!

#8147

1824

May 3, 2019, 9:42 a.m.

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Vincent: The grind never starts.

#8271

1824

Sept. 6, 2019, 10:55 a.m.

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Cirincione: If you're a closet Comic Sans fan, it's okay.

#8334

1824

Oct. 9, 2019, 6 p.m.

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//9th period Schwartz, talking about the Arts festival thing on Thursday Schwartz: There are three things in life that are inevitable: death, taxes, and 9th period.

#12240

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Oct. 3, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.

#3836

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Dec. 6, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//During Physics Team, Viju holds up a magnet Viju: Everyone, what is this? Class: A magnet. //Viju holds up a different kind of magnet Viju: What is this? Class: A magnet. Hakan: We're all magnets! Viju: Yeah, but you aren't attractive.

#1036

1418

Dec. 4, 2009, 1:48 a.m.

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Student: Is true this museum has the largest human scrotum ever? Bosse: Well, it's the biggest I've seen.

#2818

1418

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Random Jewish student: Mr. Giles, those alpha symbols look like Jesus fish. I’m offended. Giles: Umm… (The next class, when reviewing last night’s homework) Giles: So, if SIN^2(Star of David) + COS^2(Star of David) = 1, then…wow. It’s really hard to say “Star of David” after every function in trig identities.