#10583

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May 18, 2022, 12:11 p.m.

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Diego: I shower and sleep with my clothes on.

#10703

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June 15, 2022, 11:06 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that your feet are basically edge detectors?

#11038

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Oct. 26, 2022, 3:31 p.m.

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//p9 fot Kaluta: I’m gonna beat you! Victor: That sounds great, actually!

#11137

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Nov. 11, 2022, 12:30 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Andy I have to earn my paycheck. O'Donovan: If you don't [need] me, then the school will fire me.

#11192

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Nov. 17, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Rose: Alright, giggle boys, you're not giggling together, which is good - but remember, each person gets their own fidget toy, we don't throw them or pass them back or anything Giggle boys: *sheepishly return toys* Entire class: awwww Rose: Being a parent has made me such a better teacher.

#11287

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Dec. 8, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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Bosse: Let's start with Marijuana! Its MARAAHUANA TIME!

#11604

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Feb. 24, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

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Diego: My old headphones, if you hit it once, it pauses, if you hit it twice, it skips the song, and if you hit it three times, it raises or lowers the volume depending on which ear you tap. Diego: On my new headphones, when I hit it once, sometimes it pauses, sometimes it changes the volume, and sometimes it calls my mom.

#11889

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May 23, 2023, 5:54 p.m.

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Jonathan: The freshman population will spike because the natural predators have been removed.

#11919

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May 31, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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//continuation of 11918 Kirk: You've never been sunburnt！？ Sahu: I don't think I spent enough time outside [for that to happen].

#12070

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Sept. 7, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Adithi: Why did the earth blush? Adithi: because it saw the climate changing.