#7264

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Feb. 24, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

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//after Pham berates a student for being dumb //Lodal enters Pham: You know, Lodal, this year freshmen very *interesting*.

#7270

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Feb. 25, 2018, 6:22 p.m.

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//Everest is trying to very quietly walk across Mr. Schafer's room //Something in his general vicinity makes a large crash, Everest looks startled and very slowly starts to back away Schafer: What did you even do? //Still backing away Everest: I have no idea. //Opens the door, sprints out of the room and down the hall

#7410

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April 14, 2018, 9:42 p.m.

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//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.

#7421

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April 18, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

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Schwartz: At universities, the math department is the second cheapest department because all they need is paper, pencils, and trash cans. //pause Schwartz: Philosophy is the cheapest because they don't need the trash cans

#7526

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June 8, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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Lodal, after the fire drill: "I'm at my lowest filter right now. I'm having trouble withholding my hatred for certain things."

#7648

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Oct. 11, 2018, 5:37 p.m.

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//Mr. Wilson, the student teacher, finishes a lecture Schwartz: Notice how they already stopped clapping for you.

#7746

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Nov. 19, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

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//Sloe bio, making silly putty Sloe: some of you are very good at this and some of you are very bad. //later Sloe: you would make terrible kindergardeners

#7761

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Nov. 28, 2018, 6:37 p.m.

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Rose: Over thanksgiving break I was listening to this podcast that was named, "Archimedes good, Galileo bad". The entire podcast was about how Galileo was not as smart as his contemporaries. Like, at the time there was this famous problem, finding the area under a cycloid. It's like 3. He mailed this to all his friends like Descartes. And Descartes, in his usual arrogant manner, was like "Just recently... I mean just yesterday... well actually earlier this morning, I received this problem in the mail, and after just an hour, I have solved it completely; it really wasn't that hard". But Galileo couldn't do it. He tried to cut out pieces of paper and weigh them accurately... Class (mumbling): Calc R&E... Rose: Yeah, like Calc R&E, and he got pretty close to 3, and he said that, but he was like "The answer is fairly close to 3, although from experimental verification, the answer seems to be slightly greater than 3". Basically, Galileo was not that smart as our history textbooks make him out to be.

#7876

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Jan. 22, 2019, 1:40 p.m.

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Hammond: Here's the mosque, here's the minaret, open the doors, see all the something that rhymes with minaret

#8163

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May 14, 2019, 3:12 p.m.

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Sam: Norwegians don´t have wings! Yash: Oh really, have you even met a Norwegian before?