#10017

2022

Feb. 17, 2022, 1 p.m.

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//Birthday Speech of Booyya Berhane, Transcribed by Jason Liu "February 17th, 2004, 7 pm, Holy Cross Hospital. There are an uncountable amount of stars in the sky, and on one night, they all aligned, and that was the night I was born. Now I’m not a narcissist, but I have to recognize that I’m one of the greatest human beings ever born. Amen! And being gifted by the heavens, by my friends, by my environment, has really taught me something. Do you know what it taught me? It taught me every single one of you is valuable. But none of you is more valuable than [sic] me. Think of it. This is the zero value point. I’m like up here, this is a limit. You guys are somewhere around here. Thank you for listening guys. You are all valuable in your own ways. Have a wonderful day everybody."

#10635

2022

May 31, 2022, 10:48 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Now I am slapping tape on and praying that it works. Jerry: This is true engineering.

#10872

2022

Sept. 23, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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// Sameer is on his phone Stein: Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her you love her.

#11740

2022

April 12, 2023, 10:28 a.m.

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//Intro to love unit Clay: We're not just going to *talk* about love... we're going to *explore* love.

#13350

2022

April 30, 2024, 7:56 p.m.

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Rose, in a Canvas announcement (all in bold): Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies

#9376

4149

Nov. 16, 2021, 12:08 p.m.

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//adsb “argument” between piety and klees will: “can i be starblazed? just blow me up like one of the effing ships” josh: “sure”

#1528

2327

Feb. 22, 2010, 7:15 p.m.

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//Pham is on the phone with his son Pham: Hey, you charge my PSP? //son replies Pham: Where did you find my DS? //son replies Pham: Good! That's what I want to hear! Now is mommy home?

#1734

2327

March 26, 2010, 12:21 a.m.

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Rose: Ok, so there's the point (A,B). It can be represented by ai plus...*awkward pause*...bj.

#2676

2327

Dec. 15, 2010, 7:44 a.m.

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Billings: It's too cold in here. //turns on a light Jason Ma: That's not gonna help. Brittany: Hey we should do it in the dark. ... Brittany: Noooo I have a shirt.

#7830

2327

Jan. 3, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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Rose: So you see this box right here Rose: I call it the happy box. Rose: I've tried to edit the hyperbola page so many times to add that in that I've been blocked