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#9521

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Dec. 6, 2021, 2:07 p.m.

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Duval: Wait no Andy come back! You're not done! Andy: *running back* I'm Andy.

#3732

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Nov. 2, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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M-E: I felt like a duck yesterday... Lizzy and Stephanie: What!?

#1411

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:35 a.m.

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Stein: Can somebody besides Jacob Hurwitz say something?

#2813

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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Giles (about Walstein): Logs?  I don’t know what the hell is going on in that room. //later Giles: I was actually born in this century.  I know how to use a computer.

#3702

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Oct. 25, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: Do you have Clay? (referring to Mr. Clay) Braiden and Arun, in unison: Why would we have clay?

They interpreted "Clay" to mean dirt, not the teacher.

#4072

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March 30, 2012, 6:01 p.m.

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Gross: I think something's up with Aaron. Aaron: What? Gross: You'd make a good beatnik, Aaron. I can see you secretly going into Greenwich Village at night and spray painting "Bird Lives" on all of the buildings.

#5784

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Feb. 5, 2016, 9:44 a.m.

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//During a Complex Analysis lecture Schwartz: "What did you learn today Jason?" Jason: "There are no different seahorses." //Class laughs

#9128

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April 29, 2021, 2:22 p.m.

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//chaotic piper anthology, april 29 "Oh, good, that makes it more challenging. Thank you." "They're not helping us, so we can just *ignore them*." "That's too much information. I don't want to give you that much information." "I should look away more often, because whenever I look away, someone new finishes, but when I'm watching it, nothing changes. It's like the watched pot that never boils."

#9827

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Jan. 26, 2022, 8:21 a.m.

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mr kyei on falling asleep in class: "you're gonna come to me and be like mr. kyei, i dont understand x y z. and i'm gonna be like yeah man. cause you were tapped!"

#10345

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March 24, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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//Jacen presents an excerpt of his L'Hôpital project story Schwartz: Any questions? Stephen: Why? Jacen: Amogus.