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Oct. 6, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Whitacre: Brighten up! It'll only get worse.

#2359

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Oct. 14, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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Stein: So let's say you're going from point A to point B. 210 miles, 3 hours. So then the cop says "You were going 70" and you say "But you didn't catch me on record" and then he says "But the mean value theorem"

#2384

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Oct. 20, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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Shirley: Impress all your friends! Instead of saying "Is today even or odd?" say "What is the parity of today?"

#2971

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Feb. 23, 2011, 1:22 p.m.

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Kaluta: These walls are a lot stronger. They're made of cinder block. Your house walls are gypsum or drywall. Marcus: My house is actually made of cinderblock. Kaluta: That's because you live in a prison!

#3376

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May 17, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Some students arrive in SRP from the ExploraVision awards ceremony. Lori (takes out floppy calculator and examines it): Is this solar-powered? Ms. Medley: I think so. Lori: But then where are the solar cells? Ms. Medley: You can't see them! They're on the inside. Lori: ...I think it's battery-powered.

#4383

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Jan. 9, 2013, 6:29 p.m.

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//Jinhie and Annie leave for a track event Schafer: So what are you trying to run the mile in? Viju: Shoes.

#5374

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Feb. 3, 2015, 7:41 p.m.

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//On the first day of Mod Sim, Stein walks in Stein: Class, I want to tell you something very important. What is the prerequisite for this class? Stein: That's right, it's Analysis 1. So I have a very important job for you. If Mr. Pham tries to make you do any double or triple integrals, I want you to report him to me. Pham: Oh come on, it not any different from single integrals, you just have to do it. Stein: It doesn't matter. Remember class, I want you to report Mr. Pham if he starts talking about double integrals. //Stein leaves Pham: Oh whatever, I know you guy not going to report me anyways. //A few days later Pham is talking about something unrelated when Stein walks in again Pham: Ok guys, now we be doing the double integrals... Stein: What? No! No double integrals!

#6111

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Dec. 2, 2016, 10:15 a.m.

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// Writing quizbowl questions Haydn: Name this female co-founder of ISIS ... Haydn: Hillary Clinton

#7003

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Dec. 3, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//getting frustrated because Izzee refuses to hit the volleyball with force Mr. Charles: Who's your math teacher? Giles? Izzee: Schwartz. Mr. Charles: Okay. Imagine that this ball is Mr. Schwartz. He's giving you bad grades! Hit him! Izzee: I can't do that! Mr. Schwartz is great! Mr. Charles: Okay then. Imagine that this ball is me. Now hit it! //Izzee smiles and complies forcefully

#7646

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Oct. 11, 2018, 8 a.m.

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// Period 2 Astronomy, Mrs. Burton is subbing for Lodal Mrs. Burton: You guys know how Lodal works, right? Student: He works?