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⚐ Report//Substitute in pd. 9 comp meth is taking attendance, James isn't there Peter: I think James is in the bathroom. Sub: Then James is present when he comes back. He is not here so he's absent. I will mark him present when he is here. //Later, Gautom walks in to pick up something he printed Sub: Are you James? Gautom: Uh, yes. *walks into lab* //Sub is about to mark attendance, but people in the corner are laughing Sub: Was that James? I don't think that was James. You know how I know? Because you're all laughing. I know that wasn't James. //Nobody really says anything, just laughing Sub: Who is James? Is he the class president? Why do you all try to say he's here when he isn't? James is absent. //Even later, James actually walks in and goes to the sub to tell him he's here Sub: Show me your ID. James: *confused* Sub: I need to see ID to know you are James. You have a school ID? James: *gets his ID out of his backpack and shows it to the sub* Sub: James.. James Park. Okay. *marks attendance* //James goes into the lab, everyone is laughing Sub: I knew it wasn't James because you were laughing. Why do you all try to get James marked present?
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⚐ Report//Am getting my permission slip signed Me: Mr. Lodal I have this thing on thursday Lodal: *signs it* Lodal: We probably won't have school on thursday anyways
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⚐ Report//At Open House for incoming 9th graders, Pham is talking to the group of all Takoma boys. Pham: I know you guy NEED help with the lady. Anyone know the 10th grade big field trip? Prospective student: Wallops! Pham: Yes. Wallops best place to ask out girl. In the night I walk around and when I find a couple... //Gets flashlight out of nowhere Pham: Hey! What you guy doing out here? Get back to your rooms! //Shines light into a random guy's eye
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⚐ Report//Donaldson tries to explain how stars form. //Rose is sitting in the back of the class, on the computer Donaldson: So there is a big ball of gas in space. And some of it is clumped together in a massive, gravitationally strong clump. Let's call it Bob. Now other smaller, modest, wimpy concentrations will form that will be sucked up by Bob, only making him stronger. Let's call these wimpy clumps Will.
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⚐ Report//Rose is passing out the sheets you sign up for SRP-observing on. Rose: So, uhm. This one is about....Home Office Stress toys. The next one is about...Uh, Don't stick your tongue in sockets. Then...Robots...Talking. Yeah. This one...Mosquito humping. And this..is about drinking too much vodka. Uhhh....this....Hmm. Robot Doctors...Alright. This one...is..just finding oil. Hm. Magma...Volcanos. And this one...this is Vodka again...yeah...I'm done with this
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⚐ Report//playing cards against humanity Sam: It’s between “communism” and “white privilege” Carlos: It’s the 2020 election!
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⚐ ReportStein: Did I tell you about the time I went to rock paper scissors championships? I was pretty good, but I had this problem: I always beat men, but I can never figure out women. //Stein beats Viju but loses to Sharon Stein: So then I got up to the Australian national champion. She was a woman, and she was all in skimpy leather clothing. I was like "Oh no!" Viju: I would have been like, "Oh yes." Stein: So anyway, it's best 3 out of 5. And I lost the first two. But you're allowed to take a break, so I did. When I came back, I hit her with my signature move. I used my left hand. She was flustered, I could see it. So I won the next two rounds. But then she took a break. I was like, "I'm going to beat the Australian national champion," and I knew she was going to throw paper, so I threw scissors. But then she rocked me.
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⚐ ReportVickie Wright, introducing the new JavaScript unit: “JavaScript is very similar to...” *trailing off* Evan G: “Uhh, what’s it similar to, Ms Wright?” Vickie: “It’s very similar to.... Java.”
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⚐ Report//2nd period bio Sloe: Guys! I lost my princess bubblegum pin! Sloe: I’m princess bubblegum and I need my pin! Sloe: .... Sloe: Shit! //Later Sloe: If I don’t find that pin my daughter’s gonna kill me! Aaron and Sam: Kill her first.