#9414

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Nov. 20, 2021, 2 p.m.

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//schafer reading shron's physics problem Schafer: "He had thrown the gaming mouse off a cliff with the help of an unusually fast roomba." *pauses* Schafer: "UwU?" Class goes berserk

#4192

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Sept. 10, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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Pham: Obama 15 point ahead of... who the other guy? Class: Romney. Pham: Ronny. By the way, I a Republican. Ask Stein, he hate me.

#3983

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Feb. 20, 2012, 9:20 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, do you know Doyung? Pham: That girl? Yes. She in my 9th period class. Student: Doyung is a guy... Pham: No. She's in my class! I'm sure Doyung is a girl! Student: Do you mean Soyoung? //Awkward silence Pham: They all the same to me.

#4177

5052

Aug. 31, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

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Rose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...

#7674

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Oct. 24, 2018, 2:50 p.m.

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Rose: The quadratic formula is the 5th stage of grief.

#7907

5052

Feb. 3, 2019, 10:59 a.m.

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//talking about limits Rose: What happens when you divide two very very tiny things? Student: You get a number Rose: Something happens! But...and Valentina is shrugging suggestively, as if to say... *laughter* Rose: Not that kind of suggestive *more laughter* Rose: We'll have to edit this video

#2613

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Nov. 29, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Daniel Chen: So Henok, is the basketball team like, all black guys or something? Henok: Well no. I mean, there's Justin, me, ... *pauses to think who else* OH WAIT. SHIT.

#4468

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March 5, 2013, 1:53 p.m.

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Pham's Gchat status: Pham I am.

#1538

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Feb. 24, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: As a kid my father asked me why it was that when my hands are cold and I blow on them, they get warm, but when my soup is hot and I blow on it it gets cooler. That question bothered me for a long time. In the end I concluded that I had magic powers.

#6221

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Jan. 29, 2017, 8:25 p.m.

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//Playing Kahoot in Pd. 9 AP NSL and Bohemian Rhapsody starts to play *Class was singing along* Kahoot: Bismillah! We will not let you go! *Gabaree starts Kahoot without finishing song* Reynald: NOOO Reynald: (continues) no, no, no, no, no, no, no!