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April 4, 2019, 9:05 a.m.

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//During 1st period earthquake drill //Sub telling us to be quiet Oscar: Guys be quiet, or else the earthquake will hear us!

#8189

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May 26, 2019, 9:27 p.m.

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//memorial day weekend Kaluta: Memorial Day Weekend is a time to reflect on the deaths of soldiers and remember their service to our country. Rose: HW due Tues 5/28 (for Per. 6, 9) & Wed 5/29 (for Per. 4) -- Big Mem Day Weekend HW!

#7995

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March 8, 2019, 10:26 a.m.

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//pd 4 rose calculus Rose: So there are these classes that I teach that I don't actually understand. Like advanced geometry. Daniel Zhu, the smartest kid alive, is in that class. And he does these proofs and I just try to follow along. And I'm like, "is that a b or a 6?" And he's like, "seriously, that's what you're hung up on?" And I'm like "yeah, I don't understand any of this".

#2755

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Jan. 4, 2011, 10:05 p.m.

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Pham: You have two ears. When I talk in class, what happen? It goes in one ear and out the other. You have two eyes. When you read from textbook, what happen? Goes in both eyes and gets stuck.

#4522

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April 28, 2013, 12:51 p.m.

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//Discussing Puzzle Palooza underneath a poster of the Periodic Table Aleksander: I heard the Prizes will be Hydrogen(H) Uranium(U) Germanium(Ge) Saurav: More like Hydrogen(H) Unununium(Uuu) Germanium(Ge)

#4879

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April 23, 2014, 7:19 p.m.

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//Block A chem //Pham starts talking about a reaction that forms ammonia Pham: Guy, this the most important reaction for life. You know why? You need ammonia form ammonium nitrate. What you do with ammonium nitrate? Student: Fertilizer? Pham: That correct. You need fertilizer grow food, feed all the people. What else you use ammonium nitrate for? Amy: Bombs? Pham: Yeah! When there too many people, not enough food, you go drop bombs on them. Then there more enough food. What you call this? Jordi: Extermination? Pham: No! It called natural--selection!

#4111

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April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#2499

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Nov. 7, 2010, 7:54 p.m.

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Pham: Okay everybody, grab lab book! Student: Why? What's happening? (pause) Pham (wide-eyed): WE GO LAB!!!

#8035

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March 22, 2019, 6:51 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: As an undergrad, I was in this abstract algebra class with 4 students in it. One of them was a middle schooler. He was just enrolled in one of our classes, and he did problem sets with us. One day he came into class super excited and said: (high pitched voice) "Hey guys! My mom said you guys can come over to our house and work on the problem set together!" Now, back then, we didn't have cars because we were college students. So, his mom picked each of us up and drove us to his house. I think we did our abstract algebra homework in what was effectively his play room. The best part is, his mom would bake cookies for us, which we ate while doing the problem set.

#8077

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April 3, 2019, 3:15 p.m.

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Anonymous: The second worst enemy of anti-vaxxers is vaccines. The first is natural selection.