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Sept. 12, 2018, 11:51 p.m.

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Kirk: Computers are... better than you... at math, and everything

#8673

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Oct. 19, 2020, 5:26 p.m.

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// Several disconnected statements during one class Kirk: I have no idea if you guys can hear me, or ... if I'm just talking into a black hole. // Student introduces Kirk to \infty Kirk: Oh, by the way, is that the LaTeX for infinity? Have I been spelling out infinity unnecessarily the whole time? // Shortly afterward Kirk: Oh, that is *nice*. It's much better than my handwriting. Kirk: ... I might do some snakey-snakes... Kirk: 100. 100 is the *biggest* number I know. // Shortly afterward Kirk: When I plug in the biggest number I know -- 100 -- it's a pretty big number... Kirk: The final way to resolve this is to graph it; to Desmos it. Is that a verb? To Desmos?

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Dec. 13, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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Jack: Can we just start a petition to ban Blairbash? Mr. Lodal: I guess you could. Jack: All right, let's ban it! Claudio: Yeah, let's cancel it! Alex: This is going on Blairbash.

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Feb. 22, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry Song: DNA beads? Please give me DNA beads to eat. Duval: ...they're plastic. // Later Jerry: I was pogging in 9th grade!

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April 29, 2022, 11:21 a.m.

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Stephen Chen: Alright I’m off to go do some stuff. Stephen: And by stuff I mean your mom.

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May 25, 2022, 2:51 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Wait there are shirts at Costco? Jerry: I’ve never seen shirts before.

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Oct. 11, 2022, 1:55 p.m.

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Student: My phone isn’t working. O’Donovan: Good! You don’t need it right now to do chemistry!

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Jan. 20, 2023, 9:51 a.m.

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Andy: Theoretically, I can come up with something slanderous about you and have it approved right away.

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Oct. 12, 2023, 10:31 a.m.

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Justin: I think cultural appropriation is a good thing.

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Feb. 7, 2020, 8:10 a.m.

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//Biochem Pd. 1 Bosse: What was the molarity of the solution? //Class is silent Bosse: Come on, I'm getting old!