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March 3, 2011, 8:47 p.m.

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Teacher: Girls are so useless. [as an afterthought] Except on Saturday nights.

#3963

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Feb. 15, 2012, 1:51 p.m.

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//Michael Katz gets his chessboard working in ADSB for Knights Tour Michael Katz: Look Radina! Look what I did! Radina: That's so nice, you're such a cute little nerd. You're going to be way more successful than all of us in life, and you'll definitely get laid.

#11819

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May 9, 2023, 10:55 a.m.

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//Evan and Kian being bored in history Evan: Let's watch Dream Kian: Who's that again Evan: Minecraft youtuber Kian: The one who died?

#2459

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Oct. 31, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Moderator: Sally is thinking of a secret 6 digit number. She gives 3 hints to what it is.  First, the number is the same when read forwards and backwards. Second, it is divisible by 9. <Buzzer sound> Jason Hyun: (hesitantly) 99...9...999? //The third hint was if you take out the first and last digits, the number's only prime factor is 11

#5224

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Oct. 16, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

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//Monday in Symphonic Band: //Richard K. is holding a form Cynthia: Hey, what form is that? Richard: A form to sell my soul Cynthia: If you sell your soul I just might buy it Richard: Wait, why would you want my soul? Cynthia: *witch cackle* Michael Y.: You'd make a very good actress; that was like the perfect witch laugh Richard: No, you don't get it, that's her actual laugh

#5564

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Oct. 2, 2015, 3:53 p.m.

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//Magnet Precalc Period 8, Talking about how the set of irrational numbers doesn't have closure with multiplication. Noah Gleason: You could do root 2 times root 2. Giles: Yeah, root 2 times root 2 is 1. -Students Laugh- (Giles realizes his mistake) Giles: Root 2 times root 2 is 2. I know how to math. Sometimes. -At the end of class- Patrick Klees: Hey Mr. Giles, has something like this happened before? Because I was going to put this on Blairbash.

#5732

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Jan. 7, 2016, 10:02 p.m.

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Wright: So I was looking over your projects, and some of your test class names didn't match the folder names. In the other algorithms class, there was a boy whose class name was Test-name of a girl in the class. I thought, "Hmm, he must have crush on her." And then later, there was another class also named Test--name of girl. And the code looked very similar. I think copied the other file by mistake. Yeah, luckily, I didn't say anything to the boy, although I did tell the girl, "Hey, I think this boy has a crush on you." Class:Umm...

#6998

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Dec. 1, 2017, 12:12 p.m.

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Joseph: Name a vegetable Horne: Bananas

#8347

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Oct. 14, 2019, 11:28 a.m.

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//Kaluta’s room at lunch Kaluta: Okay who wants a beatdown with gluesticks? <Smacks Nate on the head with gluesticks, walks away>

#8936

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Jan. 26, 2021, 12:30 p.m.

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Street: That's a great perspective on [Student]'s camera: he always looks very tall and imposing. Student: I'm sorry; I drank way too much milk as a child.