#10269

1515

March 15, 2022, 5:44 p.m.

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Sahu: Today's my last day here. //responses of sadness from many students Will: Don't make us have to come kidnap you and drag you back.

#10268

1212

March 15, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Subayi: All of you are good students. You are lazy, but you are good students.

#10267

-311

March 15, 2022, 5:22 p.m.

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// Scibowl prac Caleb: Hermaphrodites are perfect.

#10266

1010

March 15, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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//Mr. Kaluta says something about polyphase and uses the word cumbersome Jeremy: What does that word mean? Ace, instinctively: Your mom. Mr. Kaluta: What word, poly? Jeremy: No, cumbersome. Mr. Kaluta: It means awkward. Matthew: Like your mom. Mr. Kaluta: Like him making a dumb joke in response to your question. He's being cumbersome.

#10265

1313

March 15, 2022, 11:44 a.m.

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// Sahu's goodbye speech Sahu: My hippie point of view is that learning a little bit is enough. // Later Sahu: Maybe you guys are disappointed that you didn't learn how to break into the Pentagon.

#10264

-212

March 15, 2022, 11:23 a.m.

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// Genshin Michael Wang: Not gonna lie, Mona’s kinda hot. Jerry Jing: Yea, she’s got tennis balls up there.

#10263

59

March 15, 2022, 10:29 a.m.

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Roberts: You’re playing a D chord next to rehearsal letter d. It’s an inception of Ds! // Later, student has long nails Roberts: They’re cute but you have to cut them off! *class snickers*

#10262

-315

March 15, 2022, 8:27 a.m.

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//Sean is holding a preserved cob of corn. Sean: It's rock solid! You could give somebody a concussion with this! Delaney: *begins to walk away* Isaiah: Let's try it, then! *picks up corn and takes aim at Sean*

#10261

1111

March 14, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//students just measured/calculated horsepower of their own bodies Kaluta: What's your horsepower? Jacen: 0.67 Kaluta: That's a reasonable number! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10260

1010

March 14, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Will: My parents told me if I didn't get all As, I'd have to work in a coal mine.