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⚐ Report//Dvorsky is explaining depth-first paths Dvorsky: So if I go here, I can't get to Huey, and here, I can't get to Huey, but if I go here...(walks down the aisle to Matt)...I can get to Huey! Class: But that's not Huey. Student: What does the algorithm say to do now!? Hannah: Cry. Cry hard.
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⚐ ReportPunghong: If you cheat on my test, I wish that you have diarrhea for the next 2 hours!
#4335
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⚐ Report//Matt is restoring his laptop. Evan: Wow, look at all that porn. Matt: Nah it's just Rosetta Stone. Bob: I've never heard of her, should I have?
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⚐ Report//In reference to a Senior presentation Grossman: I hope they sing and dance. If they don't, I'll be upset. //Class laughs Grossman: I think I'll bring my taser and make sure.
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⚐ Report//Preparing an English skit about the magnet teachers. Cathy is the only Chinese girl in the class. Cathy: I'm not your stereotypical sweet little Asian girl. I'm a tiger. //A few seconds later Cathy: Here's a headline: "Walstein Meets Tiger Mom".
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⚐ ReportStudent: What were you doing in Bolivia, anyway? Mr. Grossman: Oh, I was running a drug cartel.
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⚐ ReportPham: Do you know what the objective of life is? Student: To die? Pham: Exactly.