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Nov. 11, 2014, 11:12 p.m.

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//Norton on hipsters Norton: You guys are young, and you're still free to make your own choices. So I'm asking you one thing. Please don't be a hipster.

#5250

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Nov. 11, 2014, 7:39 p.m.

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//Linguistics club Brian: Yes, question? Gabe: So-- Rose: You have one question for the next hour. Do you really want to use it now? Gabe: Does that mean-- Rose: Just stop.

#5249

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Nov. 11, 2014, 7:28 p.m.

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//pd. 9 Rose; doing the thing where someone has to be the skeptic and try to find an epsilon that Rose can't find an N to answer Rose: Ben, the limit of this function is 3. Ben: What's a limit? Rose: Well, I'm glad you asked. The limit of this function is three because as n gets bigger, the function gets closer to 3. Sam: What's 3? //class (including Rose) laughs

#5248

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Nov. 10, 2014, 8:46 p.m.

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//Norton on semantics Norton: So Stein really says 'arbitrary' instead of 'random'? That's so pretentious!

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:29 p.m.

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Klein: If you think about it anatomically, it's pretty hard to get pregnant if the woman is behind you. Unless you're a really special person.

#5246

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:24 p.m.

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Garret: Where's my worksheet? Elia: Oh, I turned it in for you. And wrote your name on it for you. Norton (immediately): Who is Gurt Kern?

#5244

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Nov. 10, 2014, 9:27 a.m.

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// Morning Announcements PA: Are you a republican and would like to engage in a debate or argument? *Norton laughs sarcastically*

#5243

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Nov. 6, 2014, 4:43 p.m.

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Schafer: Things fall because they aren't heavy enough!

#5242

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Nov. 3, 2014, 1 p.m.

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//introduction to the Odyssey Klein: And then Menelaus was like, "Come on, guys, you have to come help me fight the Trojans! They have these big walls, so much protection! //Klein chuckles to himself while class is mostly silent

#5241

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Oct. 31, 2014, 10:12 a.m.

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Horne: I'm good at math. I didn't even need an abacus for that!