#5214

1212

Oct. 8, 2014, 6:45 p.m.

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Lodal: I have no problem making up blatantly false information to pass along in Earth Science every once in awhile. So when you get to another teachers' class, they're like, "What??"

#5213

88

Oct. 8, 2014, 6:43 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: So what do you do when it doesn't factor? //silence Mr. Rose: You cry. And then you do the quadratic formula.

#5212

1010

Oct. 8, 2014, 12:08 p.m.

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Norton: Class, the reason we didn't have a lecture today is that I don't understand this stuff myself. So if anyone knows the material, feel free to come up here and explain it.

#5211

35

Oct. 7, 2014, 6:29 p.m.

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Student: Sra. Bodin? Cuadrado: Sra. Bodin? No soy Sra. Bodin. Yo soy más guapa! (I'm not Sra. Bodin. I am better looking!) //class laughs Cuadrado: Es cierto o falso, Calvin? (True or false, Calvin?) Calvin: Uhh... //awkward silence

#5210

1010

Oct. 5, 2014, 1:47 p.m.

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Schafer: Then, we'll give up all hope and do math.

#5209

55

Oct. 2, 2014, 6:22 p.m.

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\\A student is using her phone in class. Klein walks over. Mr. Klein: "Is that...Vladimir Putin shirtless on horseback! This is great!" \\He takes the student's phone Mr. Klein: "Here, let's pass this around. He's so virile looking! Do you guys ever wonder why Obama doesn't do something like this? Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?"

#5208

04

Oct. 2, 2014, 6:10 p.m.

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\\AP Lang was doing visual analysis of political comics Student: "Obama looks like he's wearing socks" Mr. Klein: "Yea! Obama seems to be wearing elfin footwear! So that means we don't know if he's Aladdin, or if he's a subjunctive clause!"

#5207

33

Oct. 2, 2014, 6:07 p.m.

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\\Mr. Street came into pd. 3 POE, as the class was discussing nuclear reactors Mr. Street: "So archaeologists are going to look [the reactors] this many years later and they're going to say, wow, by the size of those chimneys and fireplaces, these guys must be at least 150 feet tall!"

#5206

1818

Oct. 2, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Horne: I'll just say some sciency words and you guys will be impressed. You use the electromicroscope to...uh..electro...ns...shoot electrons and protons into the...osmosis!

#5205

57

Oct. 1, 2014, 10:34 p.m.

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Ramu: The first thing I do on a new schoolyear is to add my teachers' names to my phone's dictionary.