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⚐ ReportRose: You have to do that to get to the juicy fruit on the inside Rose: yeah you heard me
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⚐ ReportGlenn: One time when we were visiting my sister, my daughter said "The floor snack tastes bad", which was my sister's dog food. Glenn: She is severely allergic to peanuts and dog food often have peanuts or peanut butter as a source of protein. Glenn: However, her complaint was that it was bland. Glenn: Hey, don't judge. I've tried dog treats too.
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⚐ ReportMrs. Stelzner: Senate advise and? Oliver: DESTROY? Stelzner: CONSENT! Senate advise and destroy? What?
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Valentines day is Wednesday. Jorgensen: Doesn't apply to everyone but if you need a reminder
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⚐ ReportMeghna: [It's called USAAAO] because everyone who takes it is mentally deranged Meghna: no i didn't say that // later Meghna: NOOOO WE LOVE STEPHEN AND WE LOVE JUSTIN BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SMART!!!!!! Chris: we all know they are insane
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⚐ ReportSky: i don't like Polish Sky: Every time I hear it it makes me feel like I forgot Russian
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⚐ Report//Science Olympiad Detector Sophia: We literally made our device output 400 every time //later Sophia: Stop spreading lies about our device!
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⚐ Report//people are talking about steps Jerry: I have 17000 Andy: Balls in your mouth? //later Jerry: I have 17000 people lined up at your mom's house