#12278

1616

Oct. 10, 2023, 10:18 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: stop flirting with my cousin!

#12277

1111

Oct. 10, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Stein: We gotta go find the stoner stat major that was hired by the Iowa public school system and told to find the mean of the medians.

#12275

88

Oct. 9, 2023, 11:21 a.m.

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// Delaney is reading his microscope measurement questions Delaney: “James (my son) draws a sperm 75 mm long” Ash, from the back: —should I put them on the table? Delaney: sperm? Ash: …microscopes Delaney: oh no we don’t need those. Delaney: or sperm.

#12274

66

Oct. 9, 2023, 10:44 a.m.

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//talking about 11889 Senior TA: did he say that seniors are predators!? Senior TA: well i mean... some seniors are certainly predators.

#12272

-46

Oct. 6, 2023, 6:45 p.m.

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Random Freshie: who cares about the seniors

#12271

44

Oct. 6, 2023, 6:26 p.m.

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Katz: do you want to go mentally abuse some people?

#12270

88

Oct. 6, 2023, 4:13 p.m.

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Rose: Just give me one freaking rectangle, and I can prove the parallel postulate.

#12269

88

Oct. 6, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: Imagine there are only two people in the entire world -- Rose: and you and your friend are stranded together on a desert island -- Rose: and your name is A, and your friend's name is B.

#12268

814

Oct. 6, 2023, 4:08 p.m.

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Rose: I am just like Socrates. Madeline: Soc-Rose-tes

#12267

1111

Oct. 6, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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Rose: You all are normal people, so you will interpret my words in normal ways.