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Feb. 2, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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//playing video of cat playing with ball in track to illustrate path integration Schwartz: As you learned back in Freshman Physics, dogs know calculus. Schwartz: Cats know calculus too, they just don't do it.

#11497

66

Feb. 2, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Victor: I want to know what soap in your mouth tastes like. Victor: Not that I actually want to experience it, I just want to know.

#11496

1010

Feb. 2, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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Bosse: You can find people certain ways on google internet

#11495

77

Feb. 2, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

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Ms. Moran, as people are walking out of class: Don’t eat babies! That’s the lesson for today.

#11494

79

Feb. 2, 2023, 12:44 p.m.

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John: I think I have a caffeine addiction Andrei: What?! You have a girlfriend?

#11492

1515

Feb. 1, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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Kaluta: My friend Paul Metzler once licked a battery. Generally doing that will just tingle. But he had braces, and it went pop. He almost blacked out.

#11491

1717

Feb. 1, 2023, 2:28 p.m.

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Anderson: Let's say Mr. Anderson wants to buy Grandma a car, because of course I can do that with my overflowing teacher-salary. //later Anderson: What is the warrant? Why does it matter that the car is cheap? Nicole, quietly: She won't need it for long.

#11490

1010

Feb. 1, 2023, 1:23 p.m.

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Jerry Song: *Writes "trust me I touch grass" on his note card* Anderson: You're gonna have to explain that to me later.

#11489

77

Feb. 1, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

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Foster: Do any of you guys player splatoon? Foster: I can guarantee he will destroy you guys. Foster: He’s ranked in the world. Number 10!

#11488

77

Feb. 1, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Schwartz: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Schwartz: Nothing! You can’t cross a scalar with a vector! Schwartz: You can do anything students, except cross scalars with vectors!