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#11221

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Nov. 24, 2022, 10:28 p.m.

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Katie: You know what book made me feel many emotions? John: The encyclopedia?

#11220

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Nov. 24, 2022, 5:17 p.m.

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// Tinsley is giving back RA essays Student: You just jammed them into our desks! Tinsley: I did not jam it in, I put it in gently! Andy: Heh, that's what she said.

#11219

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Nov. 23, 2022, 11:16 a.m.

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// about exploravision Kaluta: The cool part is, you get to predict the future. Kaluta: The hard part is, you gotta predict the future.

#11218

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Nov. 22, 2022, 11:03 a.m.

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//sean, dhe, and river q. in modsim Sean: When did Asian parents start naming their kids River? Dhe (pointing to River Q.): 16 years ago. Sean: That can't be true, because River Chen exists! Dhe: Ok, 17 years ago.

River Q. is a junior, and River C. is a senior.

sean, dhe, river

#11217

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Nov. 22, 2022, 10:53 a.m.

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Will Klees: Y'know Tinu, what do I care if you steal my identity

#11216

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Nov. 22, 2022, 10:15 a.m.

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// orgo Johnny: I spelled change as chargle. Johnny: You can chargle deez nuts.

#11215

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Nov. 22, 2022, 9:49 a.m.

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// Talking about Zeno's paradox Rose: So basically Zeno believed that Achilles, the famous Greek athlete, could never finish a race because first he'd have to cross the halfway point, then the 3/4 point, then the 7/8 point, and so on. Does anyone see a problem with this? Vera: If you're bad at running just say that

#11214

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Nov. 22, 2022, 9:26 a.m.

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// Talking about rock's molecular structures Lodal: Have you ever experienced Micas on the beach? Class: [silence] Lodal: I'm not surprised, because most of you look like you don't go outside. Lodal: And I know that because I don't go outside either, and you remind me of me.

#11213

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Nov. 22, 2022, 9:05 a.m.

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// Smolen wants us to dance while performing Victor: I don’t consent to that! Smolen: Well, I’m making you!

#11212

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Nov. 22, 2022, 7:55 a.m.

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// Hammond walks into AP World Klees: I knew Hammond was gonna come. Klees: I knew he was gonna track me down.