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#11220
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⚐ Report// Tinsley is giving back RA essays Student: You just jammed them into our desks! Tinsley: I did not jam it in, I put it in gently! Andy: Heh, that's what she said.
#11219
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⚐ Report// about exploravision Kaluta: The cool part is, you get to predict the future. Kaluta: The hard part is, you gotta predict the future.
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⚐ Report//sean, dhe, and river q. in modsim Sean: When did Asian parents start naming their kids River? Dhe (pointing to River Q.): 16 years ago. Sean: That can't be true, because River Chen exists! Dhe: Ok, 17 years ago.
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⚐ Report// Talking about Zeno's paradox Rose: So basically Zeno believed that Achilles, the famous Greek athlete, could never finish a race because first he'd have to cross the halfway point, then the 3/4 point, then the 7/8 point, and so on. Does anyone see a problem with this? Vera: If you're bad at running just say that
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⚐ Report// Talking about rock's molecular structures Lodal: Have you ever experienced Micas on the beach? Class: [silence] Lodal: I'm not surprised, because most of you look like you don't go outside. Lodal: And I know that because I don't go outside either, and you remind me of me.
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⚐ Report// Smolen wants us to dance while performing Victor: I don’t consent to that! Smolen: Well, I’m making you!
#11212
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⚐ Report// Hammond walks into AP World Klees: I knew Hammond was gonna come. Klees: I knew he was gonna track me down.