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#11031

1212

Oct. 21, 2022, 4:48 p.m.

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//about to comment on computational efficiency of things Schwartz: I should warn you that not only am I not a computer scientist, I am very much not a computer scientist. Schwartz: I took one computer science class -- for fun, my senior year of college -- where I used LisP and DrScheme. Schwartz: The TAs refused to grade my programs because they were so inefficient and obfuscated that they couldn't figure out how they worked without crying.

"not literally crying" ... "everyone here knows more computer science than me"

linalg, compsci, schwartz

#11030

77

Oct. 21, 2022, 3:24 p.m.

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Andy: Schwartz, students get a day off on Monday while teachers have to stay. Andy: Hahahaha suckers!

#11029

55

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Mogge: I love you! Mogge: ... can I say that to students?

#11028

911

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!

#11027

1515

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:11 p.m.

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//A difficult partial fraction integral problem in Analysis 1B Harry: Call me a librarian because I checked out

#11026

68

Oct. 21, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Andy: The Geneva convention is like "don't throw your prisoners of war into a meat grinder". Jerry Song: If "prisoners of war" means analysis homework, then yeah I do that.

#11025

-13

Oct. 21, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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//p3 Psych Smrek: Now you all know your drugs - and you need to!

#11024

88

Oct. 21, 2022, 9:52 a.m.

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Jerry Song: After this data project, I have come to the conclusion that men need to stop eating ice cream.

#11023

37

Oct. 21, 2022, 9:41 a.m.

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//p3 Psych Katie L.: Do bananas have stem cells, that's the question. Katie L.: Can you clone a banana?!

Better yet, do they have brains? //mod note: 1. the plant has stem cells, but once a banana is formed, they are differentiated and not stem cells 2. probably

psychology, katie

#11022

57

Oct. 21, 2022, 7:41 a.m.

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Tinsley: Newark is the armpit of America