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⚐ Report//about to comment on computational efficiency of things Schwartz: I should warn you that not only am I not a computer scientist, I am very much not a computer scientist. Schwartz: I took one computer science class -- for fun, my senior year of college -- where I used LisP and DrScheme. Schwartz: The TAs refused to grade my programs because they were so inefficient and obfuscated that they couldn't figure out how they worked without crying.
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⚐ ReportAndy: Schwartz, students get a day off on Monday while teachers have to stay. Andy: Hahahaha suckers!
#11028
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⚐ Report// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!
#11027
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⚐ Report//A difficult partial fraction integral problem in Analysis 1B Harry: Call me a librarian because I checked out
#11026
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⚐ ReportAndy: The Geneva convention is like "don't throw your prisoners of war into a meat grinder". Jerry Song: If "prisoners of war" means analysis homework, then yeah I do that.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: After this data project, I have come to the conclusion that men need to stop eating ice cream.
#11023
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⚐ Report//p3 Psych Katie L.: Do bananas have stem cells, that's the question. Katie L.: Can you clone a banana?!