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#11090
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!
#11089
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⚐ Report// Exploravision Kaluta: Please don't change the margins. That's a middle school trick. Kaluta: Please don't change the font size. That's an elementary school trick.
#11088
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⚐ ReportTalking about Halloween Mr Seat: In Japan, they love dressing up, You know, cosplay. But they don't go to people's houses. That's just abnormal behavior.
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⚐ ReportStein: Is Ace's answer correct? Class: Yes. Stein: Then why did I erase it? Victor: Because of Jerry Song!
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⚐ ReportAlex Liu: Jerry did you go trick-or-treating? Jerry Song: My brother did and I stole his candy. He's 3 years younger than me. Alex: Oh, so he's 7!
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⚐ ReportTinsley: If you offer me hot chocolate in July I’m gonna say “What the hell is wrong with you?” Tinsley: I want icee and watermelon! Tinsley: Who eats that crap in a tropical island?
#11083
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⚐ Report// Finishing a proof Schwartz: Let's name this expression "1" and that expression "2". Schwartz: I really should have named these better, but now we have proven that 1 is equal to 2.