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#10984

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Oct. 14, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: This is a math joke, which means it won’t be funny.

//mod note: "it's easy to visualise 17-dimensional space. just visualise n-dimensional space, and let n approach 17."

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#10983

1717

Oct. 14, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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// Sahu is subbing for Kaluta Sahu: Are you guys taking orgo? Sahu: If you ask your orgo teacher why people bop their heads to music, she'll say "resonance".

#10982

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Oct. 14, 2022, 1:07 p.m.

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Stephen Chen: You can't topography without pogr!

#10981

88

Oct. 14, 2022, 9:46 a.m.

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Stein: Who here is interested in fish farming? *Natalia shakes her head* Stein: So Natalia is interested in being a fish farmer. Stein: And she is looking at two brands of fish food called "Big Sal" and "Salmonella."

#10980

57

Oct. 14, 2022, 8:47 a.m.

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Burnell: I will be spending the weekend painstakingly grading your SAQs while hopefully watching Michigan beat up Penn State.

#10979

24

Oct. 14, 2022, 7:52 a.m.

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Viveka: Some people eat their ashes. Viveka: Like Jeffrey Dahmer. Viveka: Or Jeffrey Dahmer's toilet!

#10978

-113

Oct. 13, 2022, 3:26 p.m.

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Katie: They were playing baby shark, I swear! Solomon: Who, the CIA?

#10977

1010

Oct. 13, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Kirk (talking about ambigrams): I should get a tattoo of one with my name and the quadratic formula

#10976

19

Oct. 13, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

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// Discussing how to unsaturate fats Jerry Song: What's wrong with trans fats? Jerry: Are you homophobic?

#10975

311

Oct. 13, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

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// P7 fot, Schwartz walks in (as Schwartz is about to leave)Sean: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost!