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#10983
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⚐ Report// Sahu is subbing for Kaluta Sahu: Are you guys taking orgo? Sahu: If you ask your orgo teacher why people bop their heads to music, she'll say "resonance".
#10981
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⚐ ReportStein: Who here is interested in fish farming? *Natalia shakes her head* Stein: So Natalia is interested in being a fish farmer. Stein: And she is looking at two brands of fish food called "Big Sal" and "Salmonella."
#10980
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⚐ ReportBurnell: I will be spending the weekend painstakingly grading your SAQs while hopefully watching Michigan beat up Penn State.
#10979
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⚐ ReportViveka: Some people eat their ashes. Viveka: Like Jeffrey Dahmer. Viveka: Or Jeffrey Dahmer's toilet!
#10977
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⚐ ReportKirk (talking about ambigrams): I should get a tattoo of one with my name and the quadratic formula
#10976
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⚐ Report// Discussing how to unsaturate fats Jerry Song: What's wrong with trans fats? Jerry: Are you homophobic?
#10975
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⚐ Report// P7 fot, Schwartz walks in (as Schwartz is about to leave)Sean: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost!