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48

Sept. 27, 2022, 10:28 p.m.

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Linda: My violin teacher always asks me music theory questions. Linda: Like "what's the opposite of E major?" Andy: C# minor? Linda(under her breath): C, D, E, F, G, H? *Andy breaks down laughing*

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1919

Sept. 27, 2022, 9:59 p.m.

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Anderson: How many of you have sin in your hearts right now? //half the class raises their hands Anderson: Half of you are liars!

#10882

37

Sept. 27, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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Bosse: What's wrong with you people?

#10881

1313

Sept. 27, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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O’Donovan: Negative energy is only in people.

#10880

511

Sept. 27, 2022, 11:46 a.m.

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// Bio team lecture Sean: But it’s an impostor! Sean: Sussy!

#10879

1014

Sept. 23, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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//pd9 fot Katie to Kaluta: Are you going to put me on a slope? Colby, turning to Katie: I wanna put you on a slope.

#10878

66

Sept. 23, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Michael Wang: Why are you allowed to square it? Schwartz: Why not? I’m allowed to do whatever I want.

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1717

Sept. 23, 2022, 1:52 p.m.

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Kaluta: I will strike you! Kaluta: It will hurt! Kaluta: It won’t do any permanent damage.

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1212

Sept. 23, 2022, 12:53 p.m.

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Jerry Song: I learned programming in 3 different languages. Jerry: Python, C++, and Spanish!

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1012

Sept. 23, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Katie: Esperanto. The Romance language that couldn’t find love.