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#10688

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June 13, 2022, 12:06 p.m.

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Student, walking in to the classroom: Wow, there's nobody in here! Cuadrado: So I am nobody?

#10687

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June 12, 2022, 3:39 p.m.

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//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)

#10686

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June 10, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Armand: I can prove that I’m a Neanderthal.

#10685

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June 9, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Jerry Jing: What am I watching? Duval: Exactly what you think you're watching: A bunch of dolphins getting high on pufferfish.

#10684

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June 9, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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// Watching video about chimps Johnny: Look Michael (Wang) that's you! Duval: Nah, they don't curse as much.

#10683

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June 9, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

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Johnny: The birds and bees. Jerry Song: Everyone knows bees eat birds.

#10682

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June 9, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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Duval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!

#10681

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June 9, 2022, 1:02 p.m.

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Duval: Ace, I'm not sure if anyone has asked me if I feel like a winner.

#10680

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June 9, 2022, 1:01 p.m.

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Rose: These next problems will change your life! Uriel: For better or for worse? Rose: Haha, they will change your life Uriel: You didn’t answer my question Rose: For the better! Everything I have done in my life has been for the better of the world around me! Rose: Wait that totally isn’t true, what am I talking about? *Entire class bursts into laughter*

#10679

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June 9, 2022, 12:37 p.m.

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//aoa review on double hashing hallisey: six plus seven is what, fifteen?