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#10688
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⚐ ReportStudent, walking in to the classroom: Wow, there's nobody in here! Cuadrado: So I am nobody?
#10687
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⚐ Report//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)
#10685
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⚐ ReportJerry Jing: What am I watching? Duval: Exactly what you think you're watching: A bunch of dolphins getting high on pufferfish.
#10684
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⚐ Report// Watching video about chimps Johnny: Look Michael (Wang) that's you! Duval: Nah, they don't curse as much.
#10682
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⚐ ReportDuval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!
#10680
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⚐ ReportRose: These next problems will change your life! Uriel: For better or for worse? Rose: Haha, they will change your life Uriel: You didn’t answer my question Rose: For the better! Everything I have done in my life has been for the better of the world around me! Rose: Wait that totally isn’t true, what am I talking about? *Entire class bursts into laughter*