#10284

1313

March 16, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Michael Wang: If you wait until marriage to have sex, you’ll only have sex with your family.

#10283

1717

March 16, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Duval: I don't mean to burst your bubble but... (whispers) humans don't need to be married to reproduce

#10282

1010

March 16, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

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Oldham: this isn't to embarrass anyone, it's just to see who I need to harass later

#10281

26

March 16, 2022, 12:55 p.m.

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Stelzner: What did you guys think about the unit test? Jeremy: It was so hard I thought I was gonna pass out!

#10280

-414

March 16, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Kaluta is drawing power outlets Jerry Song: Blue pill and a red pill. Michael Wang: I like pills. // Later, we are measuring voltage with test probes Jerry Jing: Stick it in deeper!

#10279

68

March 16, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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// Collection of Kaluta quotes from FOT today "So you hold the plastic ends and jam them in there" "I didn't tell people, so somebody died." *Class laughs* "Now you laughed, that's sick." "You know when they get hot, they get a little longer and sag." "I'm not getting killed or shocked but I am getting buzzed"

#10278

57

March 16, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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Mr. Subayi: Don't try to find a guy or date, it's not worth it and they will cause you trouble and will leave you the next day. I've seen some things I shouldn't have at the track. Class: *starts laughing hysterically*

#10277

1010

March 16, 2022, 8:43 a.m.

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Schwartz: You didn't stop me. Schwartz: You trusted me. Schwartz: Why would you ever trust your teachers?

#10275

68

March 16, 2022, 7:31 a.m.

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// shrujana has a picture of Eminem on her phone Shrujana: who's hotter, Stelzner or this guy? Simoni, immediately: Stelzner!

#10274

1111

March 16, 2022, 6:55 a.m.

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Chris: “The whiter you are, the hotter you are.”