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#10154
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⚐ ReportDuval: We're going to be karyotyping. Alex: That's racist. Duval: How is that racist? Alex: Oh, karyotyping not stereotyping, it's less racist. Duval: So it's less racist but still a little racist. How?
#10153
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⚐ ReportKaluta: There was this student I had in my first year teaching and his name was... // Turns to Jerry Jing Kaluta: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry... Kaluta: Jerry! So Jerry decided to climb out of the window to prove that there was another exit. // End of class Kaluta: Everyone today was great today, except for you Jerry.
#10152
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⚐ Report// Johnny gives Jerry Jing his glasses Duval: Jerry what's on your face? Jerry: Glasses. Duval: Who's are they? Johnny: Mine // Jerry hands glasses to Johnny, who hands it to Andy
#10150
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⚐ Report// Duval shows her hair while its down Duval: I have hair. Class: *Erupts in applause*
#10149
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⚐ ReportAndy: The thing about boolean algebra is that the test is always about how many DeMorgans you can unwrap. Schwartz: Which is one more than you can do before messing up.
#10147
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⚐ Report//3rd period Digital Art Joseph: Why scream Blair when you can just whisper Joseph: *writes "mbhs" in lowercase* Joseph, a few minutes later: I just drew a phallic object
#10145
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⚐ Report// All-county permission slips Schwartz: Now here's the fun part. Ask me to sign your permission slip. Jerry Jing: Can you sign my permission slip? Schwartz: No! I refuse to let you go!