#9697

313

Jan. 5, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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rose: i love you guys

#9696

810

Jan. 5, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Moose: [Student], some day you'll stay in class the whole period and I'll give you a thousand dollars cash. Student: Bet, I'll do it tomorrow. Moose: A thousand dollars symbolic cash.

#9695

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Jan. 5, 2022, 12:17 p.m.

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“What if we just changed the definition of rectangles to include triangles?” - kelin

#9694

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Jan. 5, 2022, 10:46 a.m.

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Sudhish: What is a soundbite? Gabaree: You know how on TV, you get a tiny part of a speech right? Think Blairbash. Out of context.

#9693

99

Jan. 5, 2022, 10:14 a.m.

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"Omicron is mad hard to dodge for real"

#9692

06

Jan. 4, 2022, 2:24 p.m.

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// Discord VC Vijay: No, but I keep talking to African mine owners

#9691

1921

Dec. 22, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, let me take attendance here real quick. And then we will do ... absolutely nothing.

#9689

4343

Dec. 22, 2021, 2:57 p.m.

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Rose: let's take a detour and watch a 1-minute video Rose: ...of my daughter Rose: ...crying!

#9688

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Dec. 22, 2021, 12:57 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. After a conversation about sonic booms, the class is in a conversation about how sound cannot travel in space. Ari: Yeah, just saying, silent explosions would be SO MUCH COOLER than loud explosions. George: Did you mean, the type of explosion where you tie two masses together with a piece of string and cut the string? // (See #9641) Ari: No, I mean, blowing stuff up. Like "boom" explosions. Like arson.

#9687

1515

Dec. 22, 2021, 12:39 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is discussing the Doppler effect. Schafer: So let's say Ayush sees a fire truck and he runs towards it screaming fIRE TRUUuUuUuUuUuUCK! Schafer: Yeah, just like that. Michael: ...Am I the fire truck? Ayush: Then I would run away from you.